If you’re a fuckboy, MAGA, or someone who thinks “hi sexy” is a personality trait, keep it moving. I block fast and sip water while doing it.
I’m monogamous, not doing long-distance, and absolutely not here for hookups. I’m demisexual/noetisexual, which means your brain, your empathy, your humor, and how you treat people matter more than whatever bathroom selfies you’re dying to send. Once I connect with someone, though? I don’t half-love anything.
Life facts: I’ve got a 10yo, a dog, a cat, fish, and a full life that doesn’t need saving or “fixing.” I pick partners based on whether they add joy, not chaos. We’re outdoorsy and nerdy—think hikes, boating, fishing, gaming, anime, and random adventures. I’m under 5ft, curvy, active-ish, and fully aware that everyone is tall compared to me. If you can reach the top cabinet, you’re already useful.
Politics matter to me. If you “don’t do politics,” that’s cute, but that also means we won’t vibe. I stay informed because life actually affects me and my kid. I won’t shrink myself to make anyone comfortable.
Kink corner: I’m active in the local scene and prefer meeting people at munches/parties—one-on-one dates early on give me anxiety thanks to a past disaster. I’m sexually monogamous but open to nonsexual kink dynamics after trust is built. Communication, consent, and emotional intelligence = minimum requirements, not “bonuses.”
Health note because honesty > awkward surprises: I have HSV-1 (the super common one). Managed, disclosed, responsible—if that scares you more than basic decency does, we are not each other’s people.
I’m looking for a loyal, emotionally mature, nerdy, respectful, left-leaning human who adds to my life instead of draining it. Bonus points if you’re funny, patient, a good communicator, and tall enough to grab things without climbing the counters.
If you’re here for connection, partnership, and good vibes—come say hi. If you’re here for chaos or convenience? Hard pass.