MISSION: I am seeking new friendlies!
BOUNDARY CONDITIONS: I find the willfully and/or negligently ignorant to be sexually unappealing. Subsequently, if yr racist, antisemitic, transactional, aggressively vanilla, mean, xeno/gyno/homophobic, overtly materialistic, lacking a soul (or concerned for mine), or a dude who tried to beat me up in high school, I am NOT kinky ENOUGH to fuck YOU.
ME: Demi/SAPIO/pansexual, SWITCH, slightly genderqueer fluffy/FEMME (but I still can likely repair yr appliances AND break yr nose), COUGAR, widow, FUTURIST, philomath, photophobic, EMPATH, agorist, EXISTENTIALIST, neurodivergent (duh), psychonaut, lucid DREAMER, loyal COMRADE, unnecessarily expository, SELF-actualized, creative DESTRUCTO, unassuming yet UNAPOLOGETIC, spacy AND spicy, insouciant, slightly bashful irl EXTROVERT.
LIKES: Profanity, role-playing, RPGs, sci-fi, indie rock, physics, creepypastas, analytical philosophy, assorted fruits, the sky, the stuff in the sky, electronica/electroclash, underground hip-hop, ***ting, vox organs, popsicles, fuzzy critters, conjectures AND refutations, ambient noise generators, writing, moonwalking & other slick moves, hadrons AND leptons, literary fiction, analog horror, analog synthesizers, tall socks, short skirts, dirty boots, pretty ladies, pretty fuckboys, and sweet AND oft times filthy GENTLEmen.
DISLIKES: Vulgarity, sports, fluorescent lighting, ketchup, country pop, christian nationalism, christian music, shitty food and other fascist bullshit.
NOTES: I do NOT care about yr big house, expensive car, successful career, or impressive salary. Bore someone else.
MORE NOTES: I am MUCH sweeter than I look or sound. Also, if you can’t tell, I’m fuckin’ plucky.