Do you have a messy apartment? Maybe a laundry pile you haven't gotten to? Mayhaps a stack of dishes you didn't clean up yet? Perchance a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in a little too long?
There's got to be a better way!
There is, it's me, hi, I'd love to do your chores for the low price of free. You can even make it messier if you want, and you definitely don't have to be nice to me. Let's have some fun!