Bro, I actually know somebody I think you’d like, but I’m telling you now, she’s not everybody’s cup of tea, and she’s perfectly okay with that. 😂
She’s a beautiful, thick, plus-size Black woman, about 5’7”, with long locs and a feminine vibe, but don’t picture some delicate little princess who’s scared to get her hands dirty. She’s feminine with a little roughness around the edges. Think Chihuahua in a pink skirt. 😂 She can be sweet, affectionate and soft, but she’s also sarcastic, strong minded, protective, and can hang with the boys. She has that homeboy vibe where you can joke with her, talk shit, laugh about inappropriate stuff, and just be yourself around her.
And when I say thick, I mean THICK. So you need to genuinely love a bigger woman. Not tolerate one. Not “I’ve always wanted to try a BBW.” Absolutely not. 😂 Her body needs to already be your type.
She’s shy and introverted and takes a minute to really let somebody in. She’s a homebody by choice. Crowds and tight little spaces aren’t really her thing. She’d rather be comfortable at home, watching a horror movie, laughing, talking shit, eating something good and enjoying somebody’s company without needing an itinerary every weekend. She’s also legally married, but she don’t fuck wit that man. 😂
She’s also a Capricorn, and unfortunately for the rest of civilization, she comes with the full Capricorn starter pack. ♑️😂 Independent, hardworking, stubborn, observant, loyal, ambitious and quietly sensitive. She pays attention to what you DO, not just what you say. And once she notices a pattern, good luck convincing her she didn’t see it.
She runs her own business and is used to taking care of herself and everybody around her. She doesn’t need a man to rescue her, but she DOES like a man who makes her feel like she doesn’t always have to be the one in charge. Masculine, confident, dependable energy gets her attention. Take initiative. Keep your word. Communicate. Make her laugh. Make her feel safe enough to soften up around you.
Her preference is Black men, and a handsome Black man with a beard is definitely starting with bonus points. 😏 But being fine isn’t enough. She needs conversation, consistency, emotional maturity and personality. She can look at you and know you’re attractive immediately, but for her, real desire grows after she connects with your mind.
And don’t confuse her being flirty or comfortable talking about sex with her sleeping around. She absolutely does NOT have sex with just anybody. She’s selective about who gets access to her, and sexual health matters to her. She likes knowing everybody involved has a clean bill of health before anything physical happens. If you’re reckless with yourself, you’re definitely not getting access to her.
But once she trusts you and genuinely likes you? That’s when you’ll start seeing all the different versions of her. The shy one, the affectionate one, the smart ass, the flirt, the homeboy, the soft feminine one, and occasionally that little chihuahua when somebody gets beside themselves. 😂
She’s basically the woman you can flirt with, laugh with, talk shit with, confide in, be attracted to AND genuinely enjoy as a person.
So if you’re masculine, funny, patient, affectionate, emotionally mature, consistent, clean, genuinely attracted to thick women and know how to communicate, I’ll make the introduction.
If all you have to offer is “wyd,” inconsistency and a beard… congratulations on the beard, bro. You’re not meeting her. 😂🤷🏾♀️
And since she actually likes a man who pays attention, here’s your first little test. 😂 If you read this whole thing, work the word “sunflower” 🌻 naturally into your first conversation with her. Don’t tell her I told you to say it. Just find a way to slip it in. Snap
Chat Capricornlocs …If you don’t, she’s going to know you skimmed this whole damn introduction and were probably just waiting for me to get to the part about sex. 😂