Joke ~
A sweet lonely little old lady decides that this is the year she is going to seduce Santa. She gets out some of her lingerie and makes herself up Christmas eve and waits patiently for him to arrive. Finally, Santa pops out of the chimney and she immediately greets him. (sultry)
Hi Santa. How are you this evening? Would you like to stay a while and hmmm well visit and unwrap me? I’d love if you’d stay with me!
Santa replies “Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the *** gotta go go go. “ Disappointed but still very hopeful she says “ but Santa , I got all dressed up for you - I’ve waited sooo very long for you. Won’t you please stay?”
Santa replies “ Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the ***, gotta go go go.” Now pouting and starting to undress herself with her hands slipping lower and lower, she begs Santa “ Oh Santa please I’m hurting for you, I’m dripping and I can’t take it anymore! please release me”!”
Santa throws his hands up and takes off his belt and says “ Hey Hey Hey might as well stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”
I'm twice divorced, have kids, major depression and severe anxiety. I'm rebuilding my life after a horribly abusive relationship and marriage. I've decided that I'm going to try and enjoy myself sexually again. My depression is self-loathing and I tend to drop everyone because I don't want to burden anyone with my problems. I take selfies to try and appreciate the way I look. I take kinky or exotic pictures to help with my body image and for a source of beginning income. I love music it helps me cope. I can't wait to meet people. I'm mainly here looking for like-minded friends.
Recently divorced. Seeing what’s out there. My ideal scenario would be an actual friend with benefits. I want to be allowed to text you silly things. I want to laugh with you. but I don’t want a relationship with you. ??♀️
I love a daddy dom ?
I'm twice divorced, have kids, major depression and severe anxiety. I'm rebuilding my life after a horribly abusive relationship and marriage. I've decided that I'm going to try and enjoy myself sexually again. My depression is self-loathing and I tend to drop everyone because I don't want to burden anyone with my problems. I take selfies to try and appreciate the way I look. I take kinky or exotic pictures to help with my body image and for a source of beginning income. I love music it helps me cope. I can't wait to meet people. I'm mainly here looking for like-minded friends.
Recently divorced. Seeing what’s out there. My ideal scenario would be an actual friend with benefits. I want to be allowed to text you silly things. I want to laugh with you. but I don’t want a relationship with you. ??♀️
I love a daddy dom ?
Joke ~
A sweet lonely little old lady decides that this is the year she is going to seduce Santa. She gets out some of her lingerie and makes herself up Christmas eve and waits patiently for him to arrive. Finally, Santa pops out of the chimney and she immediately greets him. (sultry)
Hi Santa. How are you this evening? Would you like to stay a while and hmmm well visit and unwrap me? I’d love if you’d stay with me!
Santa replies “Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the *** gotta go go go. “ Disappointed but still very hopeful she says “ but Santa , I got all dressed up for you - I’ve waited sooo very long for you. Won’t you please stay?”
Santa replies “ Ho Ho Ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta see the ***, gotta go go go.” Now pouting and starting to undress herself with her hands slipping lower and lower, she begs Santa “ Oh Santa please I’m hurting for you, I’m dripping and I can’t take it anymore! please release me”!”
Santa throws his hands up and takes off his belt and says “ Hey Hey Hey might as well stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”
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