Your name is Yvvy.
God you fucking love Homestuck.
You are a MENTALLY ILL TRANS WOMAN who believes kinkshaming is a MORAL FAILING and that the idea of a singular self is COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
You have recently joined a RATHER HORNY DATING APP, in the hopes of finding other freaks like you.
You have a variety of interests, including ***TING, WRITING, and VIDEO-GAMES. You have a small army of PLUSHIES that you add to whenever you can. You enjoy a great many TABLETOP ROLEPLAY GAMES, and have a variety CHARACTERS you enjoy YAPPING ABOUT. You enjoy playing card, board and video games with your friends, when the stars let you play together. You have been said to have LITTLE *** ENERGY, and have a fondness for MUSHROOMS, SNAKES, ABYSSAL CREATURES, and BEES. You have an entourage of INTERNET SIBLINGS who you all love very much.
You have an intense interest in learning REAL MAGIC and greatly enjoy ESOTERIC BULLSHIT, but have struggled to find anything to help you learn in a sea of SURFACE LEVEL GARBAGE.
Kink wise, you have a great love for being A CUTE LIL PUPPY and think you’re VERY DOLLCODED. You have yet to be CLICKER TRAINED, but you’ve been looking into it! The thought of being used, lovingly, makes you feel warm inside.
You do also enjoy topping, or at least like the feeling of control when you’re ALLOWED TO DOM, and have just started to play with PINNING GIRLS DOWN and HITTING THEM. You love learning what makes someone feel good, what makes people WRITHE and WHIMPER and MOAN. You suspect that’s probably why you’re so good at GIVING HEAD despite having what you think is an average level of experience. You CARING A LOT FOR THOSE YOU LOVE, and your love for that extends to the bedroom too. The idea of LOOKING AFTER SOMEONE and going MOM MODE as you get them off sounds really appealing to you, tho only as long as proper emotional grounding is done before and after. Emotional dependence is never fun.
You also enjoy BITING PEOPLE, but that’s just because you’re a FERAL CRITTER.
You have a couple notable flaws. For one, you are RATHER FORGETFUL. You struggle with remembering things like names, often needing ask for repeated reminders. You also have ZERO MEDIA EDUCATION, to the anguish of your friends. You think that’s okay tho, as it means you’re always EXPERIENCING SOMETHING NEW.
Most notably, however, is that you have QUITE A LOT OF BAGGAGE. You can struggle sometimes with ANXIETY, COMMUNICATION and PEOPLE PLEASING. While you do not like the idea of ‘scaring the hoes,’ you hope to avoid attracting anyone who isn’t able to be patient with you.
What will you do?
