LESBIAN, WHICH MEANS GTFO IF YOU ARE A MAN.
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Looking for a sweet-charming bottom or someone assertive and intense who can top me.
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Looking for women who are gorgeously confident, emotionally intelligent, and capable of holding a conversation longer than three messages. I know, I know, apparently I’m searching for a mythical creature.
I’m into makeup, music, games, horror, alternative aesthetics, and people with personalities more developed than “I like food and traveling.”
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Take me somewhere interesting, show me something you’re passionate about, make me laugh and I’ll comply.
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I like women who know what they want and aren’t afraid to say it. Be direct with me, flirt shamelessly, tell me your opinions, and send me random things that reminded you of me. I’ll act casual about it while rereading your message six times and inventing an entire relationship arc in my head.
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I wanted to be sarcastic but failed, so I’m selective, affectionate when properly motivated, and occasionally convinced that my personality is charming when it’s actually just sleep deprivation and questionable decisions. I can be sweet, but you’ll have to earn it. Make me laugh and I’ll remember you. Have good taste and I’ll be impressed. Have both and I’ll probably start pretending I’m not completely fascinated by you.
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I’m also the kind of person who will confidently recommend a song, immediately worry that you hated it, and then apologize for having musical opinions. I may look intimidating, but there’s a decent chance I’m internally panicking about whether I replied too quickly or used too many exclamation marks.
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Not interested in men, couples, “curious” experiments, pointless drama, or people who treat dating apps like a group school project. I’m also not looking for someone who says they want something genuine and then disappears as soon as an actual conversation begins. If your communication style is vanishing without explanation, congratulations, you’re already an expert at being someone I don’t want to meet.
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I’m looking for chemistry, fun dates, interesting conversations, shared interests, and the kind of connection where we can go from discussing games and music to developing an absurd theory about fictional characters within five minutes. Bonus points if you like cosplay, controversial doom couple GL/Yuri, gaming, horror, alternative fashion, or sending me things with the message “this is so you.”, even if it’s something to mock me.
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I’m not impressed by ***d mystery, hot-and-cold behavior, or pretending not to care. If you like me, act like it. If you don’t, that’s perfectly fine, just don’t waste both our time. I’m already fully capable of overthinking things on my own; I don’t need a partner for that. Although, if you’re evil, I might let you help.
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Pretty girls with villain personality, confidence, and good conversation are welcome to say hi. Everyone else can admire me from a respectful distance and wonder what might have happened if they had simply opened with something better than “hey.”
I’ve been through a rough breakup and I want to forget about that for one night hehe
