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Name: Shockr
Role application: Daddy

Age: 41
Height: 168cm ( 5'6" )
Length: 20cm ( 8" )
Width: 84cm (slim)
Depth: 'Like, totally deep, man.'
IQ: 137
BMI: 20
IPD: 6.3

Education:
College
School of life
Google

Key Skills:
Writing
Organising
Being silly
Making tea
Reading stories
Cleaning
Remembering names of stuffies
Cooking
Tech support
Being a perv
Opening jars
Grocery shopping
Praising good girls
Vacuuming
Fluffing kitties

Hobbies & Interests:
Sex
Camping
Videogames
We*D (420)
Music
Movies (including Pornhub)
All of the above + sex

Personal Description:

I should start by saying I am in a poly relationship with Sassy13. I'll chat with anyone, but ideally you would enjoy both our company.

I'm the type to ask you if I can make you tea or bring you something. I like cwtches ('cuddles' for non-Welsh folks), and kisses in the morning, all through the day, and saying 'Goodnight' is important. I like the little displays of affection and very much appreciate bedtime rituals etc
I have been told I have a very calm and soothing voice.
I like the DDlg dynamic because I'm a very caring person and get a lot out of rushing to your aid. I also get quite a kick out of being called 'Daddy' (Not right off the bat, there needs to be chemistry)
With that said I'm probably not going to change a soiled nappy ('diaper' for the US folks). Likely more suited to a slightly bratty middle who likes to banter
I'm king of cheesy lines, dad jokes and gutter humor; I apologise in advance
I am very easy to talk to; I will literally talk to anyone. I'm cheeky, sarcastic, flirtatious and mischievous in reasonably equal measure. If I connect with you, I'll probably talk all night.
I'll want to get into your head. I love to have mementos; words, sounds, physical artifacts. Something that keeps me in your memory even when I'm not physically there. I need your mind to submit before your body
I have an insane sex drive - someone once referred to me as 'hypersexual', which I took as a compliment I'd probably say sex is on my mind 75% of the time, with the other 25% being dedicated to trying not to think about sex. Keep up! Haha
Personally, I think foreplay and intimate contact throughout the day is very important, I'm an extremely tactile person. I love to build the tension until we snap and can't hold back.
"Sex at 10pm Wednesdays and Saturdays" does not work for me
Speaking of which, I am also a bit of a nightowl. At 2am I am probably at my PC gaming or smoking a blunt (420-friendly).

Previous Experience:
Aug21-Sept21: Daddy role - Mostly remote temporary contract
Online interaction with fast service level agreement. Several positive face-to-face visits.
Left role due to no prospects of progression

Mar14-May21: Unofficial Daddy role - Permanent on-site
Carried out all duties of home maintenance and personal support.
Left role due to conflicting work-ethic

Character References:
LittlePinkPanda [fetlife/users/739227]
"He once put his arm out to make sure I was protected from moving cars"

Cariad [fetlife/users/13329345]
"His voice is very Daddy like when he's talking. Calm, soft, its nice to listen to."

(For anyone still wondering if this is serious. You're probably going to struggle with my terrible sense of humour )