Hi! Im actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such deviant sexual profiles as 'Holy fuck, I would never touch that' and 'I'm sorry, you want to put that thing in my what?'

I'm not really a cartoon actor. I'm sorry. I've gotten us off on the wrong foot by lying to you. Do you think we can get past this bump in our relationship, or is this it?

So, I'm a submissive man from the deeply boring south of the UK. I'm tall, strong, proud, not ugly and pretty intelligent actually (though my profile may be giving you some pause on that particular claim). However, in addition to all those dominant traits, I have this thing where I really want you to treat me like shit and me to do things that I actually really want to do anyway, but need that buffer of assumed to make me feel less disgusting.

Are you horny yet? Is this thing even switched on?

So yeah, that's the kink thing. Outside of kink I like music, movies, books and all those other things that everyone else likes. Only my selections are better than everyone else's, because they're mine.

Honestly, if we get to talking I'll probably ask you more about other stuff than I do about kink, because it's all that which really makes the connection. The filth is just where the real fun begins. So, don't be offended if your offer to show me your rude bits is responded to with What book are you reading? I'll still want to see your rude bits, but only if it's a good book.

No, seriously, are you horny yet?

If you want to message me, but don't want to pay this site for something so basic, I'm on Fetlife as The_Hierophant,

Kinky Date25 to 45 years ● 25km around UK, Southampton 4 years ago

I think I am too extreme of a slut for you to handle. And I am the kinkiest most perverted man you will ever meet in your entire life. There are very few women who can even come close to handling me. Do you honestly believe you can handle me?

I have live videos of just what an extremely sadistic and cruel mistress can do to me in live, real action.

Extreme masochist. No limits at all, will do absolutely anything.

In BDSM most entire life. Very experienced.

I am an extreme masochist with absolutely no limits at all, I will let you do absolutely anything you desire to do to me. I like cock and ball
, I like having my dick beaten with floggers and leather paddles. I like for a woman to piss and shit into my mouth. I like licking the crack of a woman's ass, I like brutal and savage ass beatings with paddles, whips, canes and floggers, I like being fucked in my asshole with the largest and thickest dildos you can locate. I can currently take a 12 inch dick and getting larger all the time. I want to be able to accept a 4 1/2 inch thick dildo in my asshole before I stop stretching it.

What kind of kinky things do you fantasize about doing? I can satisfy all of your deepest, darkest, most secret cravings, desires, fetishes, and fantasies,and kinky desires. in fact I absolutely guarantee that I will satisfy all your deepest, darkest, most secret cravings, desires, fetishes, and fantasies. I am the kinkiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. I will also perform sexual activities on men and let them perform sexual activities on me as well as performing sexual activities with single women, couples, and transgenders.

I will do absolutely anything that you desire for me to do to you as well. I will say yes to absolutely everything in the entire world. You will never hear the word no come out of my mouth, ever.

My Ideal Person The most extreme sadistic mistress I can locate.

Kinky Date18 to 65 years ● 50km around USA, Cortland 5 years ago

Just love nothing better than getting throat fucked by anyone who wants to use me. My perfect master is one who knows exactly how to treat nasty worthless cum whores correctly, and will fucking drill my face like a pussy and just *** me to take it. I don’t wanna conversation or to be treated friendly or with respect. Just walk in strip naked an get to work without saying a word. If I get treated like a piece of shit while I get gagged, called names an laughed at, get slapped by hands an cock, get my face completely soaked in my own throat juice so I can’t even open my eyes through it, ordered to look up an beg for more regularly throughout an tell you how much I’m loving every second, an make sure I show how grateful I am an that I know I’m really fucking lucky to get this perfect treatment and made to feel like I’m in heaven. Get face pounded in every position so you can feel right down my neck at different angles, some get the cock deeper than others, make me feel every single inch of your thick meaty dick stretching my little tight gagging bitch throat. Get it bulging on the outside so you can see how far down inside me it’s going an how hard I’m working to take it for you like a good whore. And any other shit like that from throat fuck pornos that make feel like I’m a degraded little cum dumpster, then I will just fucking worship you an be more than happy to let you have my mouth as your property whenever you need it, however you need it. I will give it to you to own it will be your little fuck hole from then I have no say what you do with it I will just push myself hard to handle it an let you destroy it freely, defenceless an no retrictions. You can have use of it any day you want I will come back regular cos you deserve it for making me the happiest I can be.

If that sounds like something you’d be into let me know. I haven’t done any more than one cock at once yet, but the idea of 2,3 or 4 is horny, and so is any females being involved an dominating me with you, pushing my head an laughing at me an stuff. Mmm. Message me

Kinky Date18 to 80 years ● 25km around UK, Wirral one year ago

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