(I am new here, Idk wtf I am doing, please 🐻 with me)
(No Men, honestly not interested) 🥱



Hey! 😀 🏳️‍🌈
Thank you for clicking on my post, please read through the whole thing if you are contacting me... I would really appreciate that :) Here's a potato for you 🥔

Looking for AFAB, i really have no preference for gender identity and I have nothing against trans folks... I just have weird brain cells that I myself don't understand, it's a weird life. I am sorry if its yucky but I don't know how to explain it. Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I am sorry if I am. I have no preference for body size/shape etc. No preference for Masc/Fem :) Just be a honest person. 🥰

This is for IRL (In Real Life) relationship... If you are in Chicago! Amazing! If you are nearby and willing to meet, amazing! I am not really looking for "online only relationship". 🥰


🍄 # Who the heck is this person? 🍄

So, ummmm... Hi... I am Alex. 32 F.

  • Sapiosexual (Brains and Intellectual connection is important to me) 🧠
  • Demisexusl (Emotional connection is also extremely important to me, I am extremely empathic) 💙
  • Nerdy! I guess that's self explanatory :) 🤓
  • Ambivert? But more of an Introvert. I am shy and quiet untill I get comfortable with you and then you will have to order me to stop talking lol 😆
  • I can spend everyday with you if you are one of my friend / loved ones... But strangers / casual friends... Meeting them drains me out and my social battery depletes really quickly. 😭
  • Love Computers. Honestly, don't wanna brag but I am kinda good at them and everything computers just come to me easily. 🖥️
  • Read a book, have a lazy weekend, spend cozy time, explore the city and earth over parties anyday! (I enjoy spending quality time, making memories, doing meaningful stuff over parties n clubbing... Crowds drain me) 📚
  • Extremely brutally honest, honestly can't lie to save my life. 🤔


    🍄 # Day to day life 🍄

    Masc presenting, cis Female :) (Golden Retriever Masc according to Tiktok lol)

  • Have my head in one or another project all the time.
  • Programming, Art, Science, Maths 😭, Animation, Development...
  • Games, Sports (Wanna join the Boxing club), Music (can't live without it), SPACE, History, Food, Mythology, Chess, Board Games, Books, DIY, Crafts etc.
  • Sleeping 😴


    🍄 # The Kink side of life 🍄

  • Sub :) Identifies as Natural Sub, don't do it for the heck of it and kicks or what not. Need BDSM in my life to be content.
  • Been into it since I was a *** (stumbled on wrong websites lol) actively practicing it since 2017.
  • Into Lifestyle BDSM. It's not a game for me. I love the lifestyle. I take it seriously.
  • Masochist.
  • I have too many kinks and kinks change as per person... Will not write them here as a shopping list. Can be discussed in private.
  • I am willing to try everything once or thrice just to be sure if its for me or not unless it's an absolute hard limit.
  • Limits are extremely important to be respected at all times and must not be broken. Unless discussed otherwise.
  • Safe words and Aftercare is extremely important to me.
  • SSC and everything sane that comes under the umbrella.


    🍄 # What I am looking for :) 🍄

    A Domme / A Mistress (or whichever salutations you prefer :))

  • Honest ❤️
  • Trustworthy ❤️
  • Strict ❤️
  • Soft ❤️
  • Caring ❤️
  • Can be a Friend 😄
  • Open to Dating ❤️
  • An eventual partner ❤️
  • Donut Bonus if there's Attraction 🧲
  • Basically someone who is also looking to be a friend, domme and be a partner ❤️
  • Someone who is NOT an Asshole and resort to ghosting, manipulation, , mind fuck, drama, non-sense dom bullshit etc. (been through that, just leave me alone.) 🤷

    I don't want to be a mindless robot sub/slave/pet/toy/girl etc. The one that you come to when you are bored, have nothing better to do and ignore otherwise. I have been with awful doms and dommes, Sadly, I now know exactly what I have to avoid... Even the ones who look like angels are just spineless demons in disguise. I hate that people take so much advantage on name of submission... Honestly, please spare me if you are gonna do that... Target someone else please. 🤷

    I am an intellectual :) I am an empath... When i give myself to someone, I give myself completely... I don't know how to do things the half way... Its all or nothing. I devote so much of myself to my doms that honestly for the right person it can be amazing. Lemme care for you and make your life easier and make you happy :) Tell you all about space and science and computers and whatever the heck is topic of the day...
    I can make you any art or videos you want :) My phone is full of memes and thoughtful videos... Let's be friends and explore this life together! ❤️

    Be someone who can care for me be my friend but at same time won't hesitate to put me in my place if I am out of line. ❤️

    Let's go on dates :) Lemme cherish you and treat you like royalty :) You know you deserve it ❤️

    Honestly, if we click... It can be amazing ❤️

    Let's take this slow and see if we click and if we like the idea of each other... Who knows... Maybe this can be start of something beautiful ❤️

    NOT looking for poly. Done with that bullshit. Got only
    d in that scenario multiple times. 🤷

    NOT looking for short term. 🤷


    🍄 # Read all that? 🍄

    Well! We are almost done :)
    Somethings to keep in mind...

  • Tired of multiple platforms so, I will ask you to move to Dscrd once I feel comfortable.
  • I will ask you to verify by my personal method (after a while)... All sfw. If you are not okay with verifying... Please don't reach out. Idk about you but I don't wanna be catfished. It's good for both of us to get this out of the way.
  • I will reply to messages as I see them. I might not be able to reply instantly, please be patient.
  • Don't expect me to sub for you in first 11 minutes. Or a week. I am gonna take this slow. If you can't take this slow. Don't bother contacting me.
  • I am not a newbie. Just because you ars a dom doesn't mean you are automatically correct. Just makes you an asshole. If you have "I am a dom only I know better" ideology, please with all due respect fck off.
  • My bullshit radar is actually pretty good. So, honestly don't bother.
  • I was in an awful d/s relationship few months ago... My friends made me realise (after it ended) that it was actually hella bad one... So, I am healing and I might not be at my 100% right now. But I plan to give my all to you as much as I can.


    🍄 # How to reach out :)🍄

    Send a chat request with these things included... So that I know you can give me courtesy of at least agreeing to my tiny request of being Dmed in a certain way... Which just adds to the fact that if you can do this I can also take in account that you might also follow my request to respect my limits...

  • Your favorite planet/celestial body. Why did you choose that planet/celestial body?
  • Your Age, Sex, Location.
  • Why have you decided to message me?
  • A little info about you :) You just read a whole essay about me, I want to know a bit of you too :)

    🍄🍄

    That's all :) Only looking for IRL, or hybrid... As long as you are willing to meet a lot in real life. A LOT.
    Not just online.

    Please be around my age or age can be just a number.

    Have an amazing week!

    p.s. please only contact me if you are serious. 🍄

Kinky Date18 to 80 years ● 500km around USA Chicago

ABOUT ME:

Warning: I don't reply to low energy chats/messages.

I don't suffer fools gladly. So, if you're going to come at me, have personality, character, rapier wit, a sense of humour and thick skin. If you don’t have all five you'll be lucky to last a minute with me. I'll eat you alive.

Impress me.

Extra points if you're crazy. By crazy I mean Harley Quinn or Drusilla ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer";) crazy.

Crazy is linked to genuine and creativity, which is why I naturally gravitate towards it.

Normal is boring. I'm not normal so I'm certainly not looking for normal.

If you're a pretty face with nothing under the hood I won't be interested.

About me: (Vanilla)

I'm a writer and future (hopefully) author.

I define myself as a sapiosexual, demisexual as well as a romantic, in the same vain as the romantic poets (Shelley, Byron, Burns).

I'd even credit Edgar Allan Poe as a romantic. Yes, he's gothic and dark and wistful and bleak, etc, but he's also ethereal and morbidly erotic.

Poe has always had an intrinsic way of quickening my heart and warming my , much in the same way as any of the aforementioned romantic poets.

Words are erotic to me. It doesn't even have to be sexual. It's more about the emotion behind those words.

It's the notion that every passing second of our time is a second that's gone, never to be relived

The idea that someone has spent their precious time, and spent unknown amount of firing neurons in order to communicate with you, and only you, in a private and an intimate manner.... it's highly, highly erotic.

Especially the written word.

It's why I snub instant messaging and exclusively patronise
.

In terms of the sapiosexual and demisexual go. Intelligence is erotic to me. And so is forming a spiritual as well as a mental bond, as rare as it is.

There are many types of intelligence: linguistic, logical-mathematical, spatial, musical, bodily-kinesthetic, interpersonal, intrsonal, naturalistic, existential, creative, collaborative, practical intelligence, humour, etc

One of my main passions is cooking. I have a natural love and a flair for
cooking. I spend a large portion of my life in the kitchen.

I briefly trained as a chef. Then I didn't.

Cooking has always been intuitive and really natural to me. I can't bake worth a damn, though.

Baking is too much like chemistry to me. You require exact measurements, etc. With cooking you can riff, you can get creative and
t outside the lines.

I'm a deep thinker. I'm spiritual (NOT religious) and believe in the power
of Chi. I believe in Ghosts, Vampires and Werewolves (what's life without whimsy), dimensions, multiverses, etc.

I'm interested in meditation and general self-improvement and self analysis.

Making mistakes, and owning them, is the quickest road to self-improvement.

A person who thinks that they're infallible and always right, will never grow, and they don’t think they have to.

I'm a free-thinker and tend to think independently from the masses. I naturally deviate from convention and tread the path less trodden.

"To thine ownself be true." - Shakespeare

I'm not a people person. I'm misanthropic.

I'm an introvert. I'm private. I don't like being the centre of attention. In fact, I like to keep as far back from people and the spotlight as
possible.

"The darkness is my friend." - Me.

I'm a geek. Always have been, always will be. Back in the 80s and 90s there was more chance of me being in the company of my Amiga, Spectrum, Master System, Mega Drive and Super Nintendo than a human being.

Not much has changed. Well, replace computer technology with books.

People talk about a "misspent youth." I spent my youth with celebrities such
as Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong, Link and Zelda, Ken, Ryu, Guile, etc.

I consider my youth to be spent wonderfully. I am privileged.

I'm deep, introspective, sardonic. pensive, and morose. I feel more at ease and happiest when I'm alone. I barely tolerate people.

As far as relationships go. I'm open to long distance. I'm seeking a forever TPE dynamic.

I don't really care about distance. I mean, let's be honest, the chance
of meeting a compatible soul is improbable as it is, if you use geography and location as obstacles, the "improbable" becomes the
"impossible".

Besides, it's 2025, not 1725. Distances can be bridged with the aid of heavy machinery with wings.

It takes a while to forge a strong relationship: It requires pillars of: respect, trust, honesty, compatibility, and communication. None of those things come easily or without dedication, conviction, and
time.

I'm a sapiosexual as well as a demisexual. I find intelligence very, very hot! Saying that, I'm not necessarily looking for a woman who is in MENSA. Intelligence comes in all shapes and sizes with many gradations and nuances.

There are many types of intelligence: linguistic, logical-mathematical, spatial, musical, bodily-kinesthetic, interpersonal, intrsonal, naturalistic, existential, creative, collaborative, practical intelligence, humour, etc

I require a mental, emotional, and spiritual bond before I can enter a physical relationship.

I'm not a social media person. The only social media platform I'm on is
Twitter (I'm not calling it X). I'm solely on there to contact customer
services of various companies.

I'm antisocial socially and antisocial social-medially.

My communication method of choice is
s.

With s, you're able to convey mass amounts of information and details
without interruption, therefore making the "getting to know you" process quicker than short burst of texts on IM.

With
s you can write chapter upon chapter.

With IM it's all immediate. IM gives you an obligation to reply instantly.

Sorry. Not for me.

I'm not saying that I'm unable to banter. Oh. I banter with the best of the. My banter skills are off the charts.

Movies: Fright Night 1 & 2, The Lost Boys, Nosferatu (1922), Interview with the Vampire, Dracula (1931), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Shadow of the Vampire? Barefoot in the park, Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Fair Lady, Casablanca, Jerry Maguire, Serendipity, Say Anything, Almost Famous,
Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's day off, Weird Science, Elvira: Mistress of the dark, Elvira: Haunted Hills, Dirty Dancing, The Big
Sick, Star Wars (The original trilogy), Firefly.

Television: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, It's Always sunny in Philadelphia, Wednesday, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Scrubs. South Park.

Author/Writer: Jane Austen, Edgar Allen Poe, Bram Stoker, The Bronte ***s, Emily Dickinson.

Music: The Smiths, The Cure, AC/DC, Classical music.


ABOUT ME: (Kink)

(Before I begin, I feel it incumbent upon to me to make a PSA:

If you're a new submissive (or even if you're experienced), of even a new Dominant, I want you to realize that there are a lot of men who use the pretense of being a "Dominant" in order to justify and legitimise their abusive tendencies.

Also, a submissive has as much power as a Dominant. More so, in fact, so don't be bullied and coerced into entering a toxic relationship.

A BDSM dynamic has to be built on mutual respect)

Red flag list:

  1. Moving things too fast, lack of patience e.g wanting to collar you or wanting you to address them as "Master", etc, immediately after meeting them and/or being in contact with them.

  2. Willing to collar you even if there's a lack of compatibility.

  3. Lack of communication. A relationship ought to be based on communication and you can only learn about a person through it.

  4. Someone who doesnt want to hear about hard limits.

  5. Lack of respect e.g someone calling you derogatory names and/or expecting you to submit on their initial contact. Respect has to be earned, and so does disrespect.

  6. Someone who isn't interested in you as a human being.

  7. Someone who isn't willing or interested in connecting in an emotional level.

  8. Easy to anger. Actually, any inclination towards anger is a red flag.

  9. Lack of compatibility)

    I want a dynamic that is 24/7.

    I'm not into "keeping it in the bedroom/behind closed doors", as that's too much like roleplay with an on and off switch and it's way too low energy for me.

    No matter where you are or what you're doing, I want our dynamic to be swimming in your veins. I want the mere thought of me to increase your flow. I want the thought of me to warm your so that there's red lava flowing to and from your heart, a heart that quickens at the thought of me. The thought that I will own you forever. The thought of me being mentor, your guide, your teacher, your protector, your Dominant.

    My form of Dominance is one of psychology.

    It's my belief that before you can control a body and before you have a right to expect to claim dominion over a body, you must first infiltrate the mind:

    I want to know how you think, what you love, what you like, what you
    hate, and what you dislike. I want to know about your formative years, your upbringing, your parents, your family, your hobbies, your skills, your triumphs, your failures and your dreams and aspirations.

    I want to know about your experience as well as your dream BDSM dynamic. I
    want to know what turns you on, what gets your engines roaring, what your limit are, what reviles and disgusts you. I want to know the dirty little secrets inside your locked closet. I want to know what kinky stuff you've done, what sordid activities you'd love to try and I want to know exactly what type of submissive/slave you see yourself as, as well as describing you as you want to be.

    I, as your Dominant will make it my responsibility as well as my life goal to mould and to encourage you to flourish into the very best version of yourself that you can possibly be.

    This dynamic will be a living, breathing organism. It'll grow and develop and mature. It will be 24/7. It'll be all consuming, and it will be a life choice. A life lived together. Forever.

    At work, you will be my submissive. At the supermarket and at the mall and out in public, with your family you will be owned by me. Your every breath will contain my whisper. Every thought will have my fingerprints. And you will live knowing that every facet of your mind, body, life and soul are owned by me.

    And you will give them willingly, as it's my responsibility to encourage you to grow and develop. I will nurture you and teach you.

    I will adore you.

    I'll listen. I'll be your coach. I'll be your teacher, your mentor, your confidant, your protector as well as your best friend.

    I can not stress this enough. For a D/s dynamic to work, it has to be built on friendship. There must be unbreakable trust and respect. This
    is framed with communication and honesty. Through this, trust and affection will grow.

    Every cylinder must be firing. Every molecule must be engaged.

    We will be a team. We will listen, talk, laugh, share and learn from the other. Our bond will be stronger than any metal or element known to God or to man.

    This isn't an easy connection to develop. It takes honesty, trust,
    communication, dedication,compability, faith and time. Come into this half-hearted, and it will not work.

    Edgar Allen Poe has always been my muse: A Raven, my spirit .

    I would enjoy a walk and a picnic in a cemetery (probably by candlelight)
    as much as normal people would would like a walk and picnic in a park.

    My kinks are, but not limited to:

    Watersports, Vampirism (Hematolagnia)
    psychological Dominance,
    , public , Goth, taboo, skull-fucking, , pukejobs, d puking, rough fucking, anal, free use, CNC, play, bimbofication, food
    control, body modification, behaviour modification, body writing, deepthroat, TPE, chains, leather, outfits, heels, DP (with dildos, etc), toys, edging, tasks, cages, collar and leash, CMNF, etc.

    Hard limits: Poly and ***.

    I am not a soft Dom. As you call tell from my kink list, I do like taboo and extreme kinks. Essentially, though, verything is up for negotiation and discussion.

    I will be as extreme as I'm allowed to be.

    Very little is off the table.

Pro-Dom/me Session18 to 80 years ● 500km around UK Hamilton
NSA30 to 55 years ● 50km around USA Rockport

Hello, Hola, Hi, G'day, Ciao!

Dear looker
This is a great guy he has 2 arms, lots of hair, and plenty to say with excellent social connections. Bit of a sapiosexual...whatever eh ..hmmm
You can chat with this guy with 57 years on the clock for free - just message away

More detail consists of :

Friendly male.
Quite rare probably a collector 'UNICORN' model roughly details are as follows :

Interested in many things, females and sex and all it entails being but one.
Dont mind traveling Australia, particularly by motorcycle of which I am a rider, ex racer, collector and restorer.
Have been well traveled, covering most parts of the globe and a lot of its female population.
Still do wish to see parts of you, then, South America, Africa and of course a favorite for locations of people on here, YOUR private parts lol !!!, and then of course Anctartica !

My vocation has been as a doodler, colouring in guy, design unprofessional, project mangler and 'business' person mainly with large scale commercial and retail building projects. I have enjoyed that ride albeit it has been full of some hard but *** liberating experiences. I have numerous pieces of paper and degrees and have attained many accolades in this field, and learned a hell of a lot butt now at my age forgetting a lot??

What the unicorn thinks it likes:

things of an adult and kink nature:
Seeking a submissive female / woman / lady.
There ..

some of the unique traits that separate and raise me beyond the 'stiff' competition.
I don't have a 15 inch cock and I don't have a 3 inch cock .... oh wait hmmm .. get back to you on that one must check during cold weather... no, its a nice medium cock I hope ... which is very friendly.
I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyhow as well hopefully twice

I don't have tattoo's =
No moustache or facial hair on me ...shaves ...
Scars = some select worthy of a couple of stories
Average height 5 11 yes well why mention it eh but its pretty tall compared to some women
Weight is a healthy 90kg about not fat not skinny average ... so, well its a super fit dadbod hard tradie sort of look and no steroids here, so NO v neck, roid rage, small testicles shrinking away
My hair is sort of salt and pepper until I put colouring in it
I think my body is athletic, but that's me in the mirror after 5 pushups...
On and on and on......I could impress endlessly but why bother.

End of basic specification.

So, what say you females ?
Another really quite hot punter (age adjusted) that's not quite the 28 year old stud looking like Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson with $150 million in the bank and a James Bond lifestyle - but I think that I could perhaps be ok for you?

So here's to an nice guy with a medium sized cock
Trying away despite the odds
Have a great day !

OK, now, this is important ::
Looking for :

These are non negotiable I wont settle, you must be:

Local ONLY (within say 300,000 km).
18 to 99 ONLY
I want something in common other than sex... ohhh wait... only SEX will do its ok and quite fine with me if that's all on offer = so strictly age18-99 ONLY.
Interested in LTR = Long term relationship (but a fling is ok too and even a short term FWB arrangement if offered)
Prefer 3 to10 and up on the accepted 1-10 scale but will look at all put forward positively
Just because I have a medium sized cock does not necessarily mean you require a medium sized vagina. Other sizes will also be considered, but must be friendly and not bite on first date.
FAKES / Fuckers not real / bots / scammers, rubber dolls with computer AI, will all be considered if there is a monetary reward or some other random benefit in it for me lol
My Ideal Person A intelligent submissive female.
Willing to have fun and experiment.
Imagination a must , I will listen to your desires.

Scammers, fakes , bye ....

BDSM Play Partner20 to 60 years ● 500km around Australia Gold Coast