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What would you do to watch me shower or just there sleeping watch me lotion myself up or walk around in my panties $$$💦💦💦💦💋💋💋💋🎁🎁🎁🎁tell me u wanna spoil me

Due to confusion and complaints, I've had to rewrite my profile more times than I care to admit. I'll probably have to rewrite it again soon.
If you're offended by something in it, just move on. I'm not going to apologise or justify myself all the time.

A little about me:

Vanilla:
I love reading (books, blogs, newspapers, cereal boxes), writing, binge watching way too many TV shows and movies, sleeping, eating pizza and gaming (when I get the time). I also love beer and red wine, but who doesn't?

BDSM:
Predominantly a Dom (pun intended), I'm looking for a good and obedient sub or slave. If that's not you, that's fine. Respect my choices and I'll respect yours.
I love to play and be naughty, with some people it comes easier than others.
I'm happy to send the first message, try to get the conversation going, but if all you can do is give me short replies and show you can't be bothered then I'll just block you. Sorry not sorry. We are here to have fun, play and go on a kink journey. Why make it difficult.
If I contact you it's because I liked something about you. I'm not going to chat with you for no reason.
Don't ask me who else I'm talking with, it's none of your business and I believe in boundaries and respecting each other.
Just so you know, I CAN be sadistic, but that doesn't mean I will be with you. I might want to be your Daddy Dom. Or something else.

If you're into furries, age regression or diapers that's fine. I'm not, and that's fine as well. If I still chat with you it's because I liked something else.

If we all act responsibly we can have loads of fun together.
If you're a * , I will insult you, your family and loved ones, belittle you and then block you. But you would have asked for it

And for all those nice ps out there: Hi, nice to meet you. I look forward to getting to know you x

I'm a 43 year old tattooed man who is heavily into all things plastic rubber and latex
Hazmat suits rainmacs and sleeping bags all do it for me

Looking for like minded people to share my plastic sticky world

I am seeking an Owner of any gender who is looking for a fulltime slave to do all the things needed. I don't mind sleeping in a cage and not being able to use the toilet is s bad idea. It turns me on to wear diapers 24/7