Food

[Ri****]

Do you all just stand in front of the fridge for ages hungry AF and not even takin a single thing out of it?

If it was for you to smear on the other? What would be your weapon of choice?

[TeachMeALesson]

H.O.N.E.Y, please :)

[Deleted Member]

Yep, then check the freezer, followed by the pantry. Proceed to find nothing, then repeat the process slightly lowering your standards. Continue to do so until you finally find something

[Lo****]

Nope. I just pull a bunch of things out and whip something together.

[Deleted Member]

Yes

[Deleted Member]

Whipped cream

[Deleted Member]

Daily lol

[ey****]

depends on who the other person is

smearing them with anything that's gone bad is a good way to ensure stock rotation is stuck to in the future  

[Ri****]

I also close the fridge and open it again in the idle hope something nice has suddenly materialized

[an****]

Nope. Chocolate sauce

[Ga****]

Every morning

[Deleted Member]

I’ll open the door…..have a look and go MEEH….shut the door and walk off 🤣🤣

[Mr-Brown]

Mustard

[Go****]

Yes, then do the same with the cupboards and then go away empty handed. Only to do it again later on..

[gr****]

Lol sounds like a comic I once heard.

[Mischa400]

Margarine, would be my weapon of choice. Very slippery

[Cu****]

Yogurt, for nipple drizzling. It takes forever to clean all the folds of skin afterwards.

[Deleted Member]

Classic margarine

[Deleted Member]

Daddy would choose cream, Master would choose frozen marmite!

[Dy****]

No. Eat with survival in mind, you'll never have this issue again.

[Sa****]

Yes I do and then I come back again 10 minutes later ... WTF am I expecting to find?

[be****]

Yes yes yes lmfao good to know I am not the only one

[Wa****]

Yes - f*****g do the same thing when looking at pornhub now too. Just thinking about every item available, reaching way back maybe there’s a surprise back there that I may be in the mood for

[Deleted Member]

I don't but lots of food at a time because of that reason I buy a lot of food most of it goes bad before I go to actually eat something

[so****]

😂only when I wake up at like 2am with some mean ass munchies lol & I'm not a fan of food play, or "sloshing" I think it's called? Seems like a waste of food. When you've lived the life I have, you waste not.