Do You Name Your Sex Toys?

[Ne****]

So I love my toys… I gave Ol Reliable, Pedro, and so on… do you name your toys?

Also Pedro is a fucking huge cactus dildo given to me as a gift out of spite. I swear that one is so big, it can be a weapon. Lol. I feel like I had to explain that before publishing this.

[Deleted Member]

Damn, Pedro sounds hot 🥵 and yes, I got one an ex named the destroyer and one I named blitzkrieg

[tr****]

Got one called brave because that’s what I need to take it, one called tempy (stainless steel) for temp play

[al****]

I named mine thanos cuz it the color of his skin plus it's kinda big

[do****]

Purple anal eater

[Da****]

Oh yes, I love naming my toys. My favorite one right now is my pink and white swirl silicone dog knot dildo. It has a beautiful 2" knot at the base and a very strong suction cup bottom. I lovingly named it Fenrir the Destroyer because it was quite the stretch the first time I got it. But oh was it delightful once it was in, knot and all. I can't wait to get a bigger one.

[No****]

I hope this doesn’t sound racist but we named my girlfriends bbc dildo Tyrone.

[Ba****]

I had not. But now I’m going to!

[JackJonesHull]

No. It's never occurred to me that I should. I don't name my body parts either.

Perhaps I could be persuaded otherwise, but I doubt it.

Now I'm thinking about it it occurs to me that having names could reflect badly if there's legal proceedings. Fancy having your toys named in divorce proceedings.