To whom it may concern,

As an easy-going guy with marginal intelligence, a great sense of humour, arguably the perfect dad bod, and an abundance of modesty, I think you should strongly consider sending me a message.

I have a very diverse skillset, including but not limited to: being nearly 6 feet tall, proficient hand-holder, masterful Wordle player, fantasy book facts that you don’t care about, and my Grandma once told me that I’m handsome.

Below is my list of qualifications for your review:

Generic Self-description:

  • 5’11, 170ish lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim/athletic
  • Quiet but not shy. Unless you start teasing, because then words don't work anymore.
  • I’m a simple guy. I like movies, video games, books and sports. Sue me.
  • Big fan of golfing in the summer (wow pick a more boring sport, doofus)
  • Reading is kind of my nerdy secret so promise not to tell anyone, okay? Love getting lost in a big fantasy series.
  • Tendency to create bad puns and then laugh at them even when you don’t.

    Kinky Characteristics:

  • Bondage - tie my hands up while we cuddle or leave me hogtied for hours - both sound fun.
  • Tease and Denial - Big fan of being teased. The denial part doesn't sound as nice, but I guess that isn't up to me.
  • Orgasm Control - Kind of goes with the teasing and denying.
  • Service/Tasks - A big part of kink for me is making my partner happy. I'd love to do things that make your life easier, or give you a laugh, or just because you said so.
  • Spanking/Impact - I think a bit of *** could be fun.
  • Collars sound great, would love to wear one someday.
  • Curious about pegging and chastity.
  • Open-minded about trying most kinks.
  • I am almost more interested in hearing YOUR fantasies. Part of the excitement for me is not knowing what you’re going to think of next. Not to say that I want you to do all the work – I understand that I need to communicate and contribute too. The thought of combining our interests to create a fun dynamic for both us sounds amazing to me

    Hard Limits:

  • Toilet/scat - just not for me
  • Extreme / - ouch
  • *d bi/cuckolding

    What I'm Looking For:**

  • Ideally, I want to find someone to connect with and start an IRL relationship. I want someone I can talk and laugh with everyday, to take on dates and watch movies, to hang out and go on adventures with. Honestly, I'd be happy to just talk and get to know some people and see where things go.
  • If you’re looking for something more on the casual side, I’d be happy to give it a try. I’m not really looking for online though, would need to be somewhat local.
  • I would like to swap pictures once we're both comfortable doing so. No rush, but I think it's important to know what each other looks like. Just need to confirm that you're not secretly some hairy dude.
  • Obviously the BDSM dynamic is partially what I’m looking for, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting here. More importantly though, is someone that I can really connect with on a personal level.
  • I would prefer someone between the ages of 20-32. This isn't a hard limit though. If you're slightly outside that, I could make an exception for the right person.
  • I cannot stress this enough, but you must be a 6ft tall Amazon Goddess whose only purpose is to fulfill my every fantasy. You need to make enough *** to support us both so that I don't have to work or do anything. My only job is to be submissive and that should be enough to satisfy you. On top of that, you should also be able to tell that I am joking.

    Thank you for reading, I look forward to conversing with you presently.

    Regards,

    Kellanved4

BDSM Play Partner18 to 32 years ● 75km around Canada, Toronto 2 years ago

Hello, you can call me Kat! I'm a 38 y.o. woman. I'm a queer, demisexual bottom.

I have an extremely vivid imagination and am looking for friends I can have lively and interesting conversations with.

I have many kinky interests, but my true kink love is omorashi. It is the primary kink I'm hoping to practice with someone, so I'm mainly interested in partners who are enthusiastically interested in the fetish.

For me, omorashi is enjoyed via being ***d to hold my pee until my bladder is full and being denied relief. This is not dangerous so long as common sense safety precautions are practiced.

I do NOT enjoy drinking pee, peeing on people, or being peed on. An accidental wetting is only fun when it's a true loss of control by having my limits pushed. I do not like ABDL or diapers. I don't like other bodily fluids.

I am not interested in interacting with straight, CIS men. Straight CIS men, do not message me.

I'm interested in a Domme (femme or nonbinary) who would enjoy controlling and torturing my bladder, making my bladder hurt, and pushing me past my limits in terms of being made to control my bladder.

Being in that place where I'm not sure I'll make it to the toilet on time but trying my hardest because I so badly want to obey you puts me in the most thrilling headspace. 9_9 There's something so beautiful about trying so hard to adhere to an almost impossible standard for the desire of pleasing you and obeying your commands. :heart_eyes: If you're not a fan of allowing your sub to take "bathroom breaks" very frequently then we could likely hit it off. :hearts_around:

I would love my Domme to be very strict with me, but reward my good efforts with softness and cuddles. When I falter, even by accident, I do think it's right for you to punish me strictly however, for it's the only way for me to learn and improve my ability to obey you, and only pee in the time and place you deemto be convenient for you and appropriate. 9_9

I realize in power exchange that Tops need aftercare just like bottoms do. I am a stickler about having thorough conversations about our mutual goals, wants, and needs in our negotiations.

BDSM Play Partner25 to 40 years USA, Bloomington one year ago

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