Vanilla loves:
Raves
Concerts (not country or folk — small or big shows)
Anime / Tattoo Conventions
Duckpin Bowling
Yapping
Barcades
Festivals
Not being indoors unless kink or games are involved — TV isn’t really my thing
Hiking
Coffee
Foodie with a stomach surgery, so food isn’t the main event — usually Asian or Dominican
420+
People that read and put effort in.
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I’ve thought a lot about how to say this without turning it into a novel every time I match with someone. There’s a lot to me, and I don’t have the energy to explain all of it one-on-one. If you take a minute to read this, you’ll probably know pretty quickly whether we’re compatible — and that saves us both time.
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My kinky interests are listed below for a reason. This is in-depth… see if we are compatible. Had Stomach Surgery… down an entire person… still in progress. Not ashamed, I have come a long long way.
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I’m a feral bottom (I don’t like being called a sub). I’m direct, sometimes miss jokes, and I value clarity over fluff. I’m not a personal kink tour guide — if something below is unfamiliar, St. Google is free. I’m no longer interested in one-sided experiences, ONS that go nowhere, or fulfilling kinks that aren’t reciprocal. Not to state they won’t happen… I am horny perpetually.
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I am a certified yapper — and I love someone who can meet me there. I’m not interested in carrying conversations or pulling energy out of someone. Mutual effort matters.
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My kinks aren’t a menu where you pick the parts you like and ignore the rest. I’m looking for people who are genuinely compatible and interested in building trust. If something listed under Needs is a hard limit for you, we’re not a match. If you have no intention of asking me out within a few days of talking, please don’t reach out.
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If I liked your picture, it just means I think you’re cute / hot / attractive — especially if you’re far away. It’s not a promise.
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Solo-poly until I find my people. I am partner hunting. I want partners — real ones — not just casual fillers or perpetual “vibes.” I’m independent, yes, but I’m absolutely open to building something meaningful with the right people.
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First message check:
Send the phrase “I read the whole thing” so I know you actually did. That’s it. No tricks — just effort. Recommend finishing. Last Word will be Alistair
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Important Kinks:
Impact
Wax
Electricity
Knife
^^^^ Please actually know what you’re doing
Biting
Red Wings
Face-Sitting
Breath
Breeding
Scent
Anal…
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There’s more, but these are essential.
Also: you’re dealing with a squirter/flooder… bring a tarp 😅💀👽
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I like calling a guy Daddy — I do not want him to be older than me. I’m not interested in 50+. That dynamic doesn’t work for me. If that’s you, we’re just not compatible — no shade, just not my lane… this does not go both ways I understand guys that like older women… me too.
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Distance matters. If you’re more than ~160 miles from Lorain, Ohio, are we realistically meeting — or just chatting forever? I’m not into endless texting with no plan. If you want to pursue something beyond this distance, helping cover travel (gas or flights, there and back) is part of that conversation. I travel to Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, Toledo, Akron, Dover (OH), Monroeville (MI), and NC a few times a year. I love traveling the U.S. and am actively working toward going abroad. If I am not in Lorain, Ohio… I am traveling… Comet Relationships are also welcome. ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN A INTERNET RELATIONSHIP or BEING FRIENDS ONLINE. I hate coming here to find someone… let alone spend forever here. I do long distance courier work as well so when I am not near Lorain, Ohio I am most likely working… or traveling… MaMa has an appetite for travel just not that ultimate budget.
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I don’t sext… will talk about kinky stuff. Will talk about being horny. No to sexting for most part it turns me off and does nothing for me. Occasionally with the right people it works once the next time it is weird af.
No Pics=Creeper you see me make a decision I see you… I get nothing… looks matter i am not attracted to your personality the same way you are not…
Eating Me- Is not the flex you think it is…
Friends: I still expect to meet I don’t want internet friends… and also friends doesn’t equal sex in any way shape or form. You want that scroll up reread I am not looking for FWBS. So, I expect you want to hang out in a week or two… I love having friends I don’t hide my kinks from. Mimosa’s?
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ALISTAIR