Deleted Member Posted May 31, 2019 Posted May 31, 2019 To those that wear their heart on their sleeve I say.. Beware the folly of blurring reality and fantasy. As a long distance relationship can flatter to deceive You think you're special, but it's a dream you weave. You share your life in incredible detail You risk all you have for a glimmer of her attention. And sneak a peak at your phone for a loving mention. Oh the bliss of a late good night sweet kiss . One day you WAKE UP and it's nothing..just nothing. Her Sir thinks it's a good idea for her to be exclusive Once again you are left to grieve. Strike three . A divorce and two online lovers you've never met. Why? All 'cos a stranger thinks you might be a threat "oh yes I'm so sorry. I'm filled with regret But you'll be ok ..won't you, my pet "? Well frankly no. Strike three. It's time for me to go. If anyone wants to save me from just a tad bitter I'm sure not a low life critter But it really does give me the hump when a women I've not even met But invested in hugely Gives me the dump. Rescue this delicious English gentleman from serial disappointment of long distance play pal lament. No matter how sincere caring witty and entertaining I've learned I just can't compete although I'm heaven sent with even a surly oaf who can deliver a slap when I'm too far away for even a discreet meet or a stolen flirtatious chat and virtual nightcap. I'm positive and promise not to moan. Please be local ideally, or at least in my own fucking time zone.
Qu**** Posted June 1, 2019 Posted June 1, 2019 I love this, thank you for everything you write. I really enjoy reading them 🤗
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