Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage in the interest of science and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Ok, that was for fun. Now for the REAL ad:
I am married but, for various reasons, I have no plans on changing that any time soon. Therefore, I am extremely careful, clean, and discreet. I am also a very thoughtful, considerate man with a creative sense of humor. I am simply looking for a safe and sane, intelligent woman or couple who want to have some fun sexy times without any other drama. If this sounds appealing to you, then please send a message and let's talk.

NSA21 to 99 years ● 100km around USA, Long Beach 3 months ago

I am looking for a woman who is open minded and open and willing to try out my fetishes with me I’m a virgin and I am 38 years old and never had sex period and I am looking to lose my virginity I am desperate and I am looking to lose my virginity involving my two fetishes I am looking for someone who has one or more large intact male dog and involve him or them with me and my woman and I am also looking for a woman who is interested or open to jack me off with Swiss cheese slices or a block of Swiss cheese and then have her jack me off with the Swiss cheese until I cum on it and then have her wrap Swiss cheese slices around my cock and then suck my cock with the Swiss cheese slices still wrapped around my cock and I would love to have her eat the Swiss cheese that I came on and I also like it if she would jack me off with a Swiss cheese sub sandwich with Swiss cheese slices and miracle whip or mayonnaise and turkey or ham or salami with lettuce tomato onion pickles and oil and vinegar sub sandwich dressing and it’s gotta have to be a large sub sandwich biggest possible and not cut in half and have her jack me off with my cock in the sub sandwich and then have her eat it off my cock until I cum in the sub sandwich and then watch her eat it and then have her lick the miracle whip or mayonnaise off my cock thats left over from her jacking me off with the sub sandwich and also I am only wanting to have it done with Swiss cheese no other cheeses Swiss cheese only no white American cheese or anything like that real deli Swiss cheese only and sandwich has to have Swiss cheese slices on it I won’t do it with any cheese other than Swiss cheese men okay too if you want looking for male intact dog owners large dogs only please I know my fetishes are kinda weird and taboo but I’m hoping that I will find someone who wants to do it I can’t host and I don’t drive and I don’t any *** due to a very very low income I have food stamps but I’m going to need condoms provided to me I’m open minded myself and I will try whatever you can’t knock it until you try it is what I always say

Kinky Date18 to 45 years ● 10km around USA, Nottingham one month ago
BDSM Play Partner29 to 42 years ● 5km around USA, New York 5 months ago

THIS handsome healthy, educated, well traveled and experienced sub male is desperatrely seeking its future home at the feet of its future Master - trainer -owner and keeper, it was kept last as a slave 43 months in erxtreme conditions as a sex slave and work labourer, it cannot readjust to normall life and does not wish to either. it seeks a return to a position in which it was important, special, had duties and tasks to perform and had procedure and work to do followed by the reward of being given the chance to enjoy worshippings its Masters and Owners Manhood. am well conditioned, indoctrinated , perhaps brainwashed some may say as why would someone willingly crawl back into a cell built to house it where it was locked up until the following day, it will never say no, it will never argue or debate or do anything that is disobedient, it has been thru alot and it truly believes its best purpose in life in which it is most important and valuable is when it is naked and crawling while it is collared and leashed, its ass cleaned out and butt plugged and it feels proud to know it has a special status and rank of slave and it is the one rewarded with the privelege of worshipping its mastsers manhood. it CAN RELOCATE AND DOES NOT NEED TO MAINTAIN REGULAR CONTACT OUTSIDE OF THOSE WHOM THE MASTER DECIDES TO ALLOW IT CONTACT. it is not used to social medica or using a phone or computer it does not require outside distractions it is a skilled worker and will dedicate itself completely and almost mindlessly to its new master. promise.

BDSM/Fetish FamilyCanada, Winnipeg 5 months ago

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