If Tom Allen and James Spader merged in Snorlax form ...
Gothic soul, emo heart, autist brain, perverse sensibilities.

Megustalations.

Head shaved, mind depraved, enamoured of theatre and song.
Rain on the roof and cuddles in quilts, these are a few of my favourite guilts. Along with vanlife, FetLife, and urbex. Oh my!

Catch-22 is my humour. I'm into surrealism in all things. Also very much enamoured of well choreographed routines and linguistical limberness.

I want a love that seeks my own, a soul that encompasses me, that feeds off of my attention and affection. Someone to dance with in the rain, in the woods, in supermarkets and silence.

Time spent hiking, (also scooting - I'm spending far too much with Voi), hunting for abandoned and spooky places is time well spent. Indoor hobbies include perfumery, cooking, watching horror / gore / exploitation films and miscellaneous musicals and designing clothes and contraptions for fun.

I'm looking for someone to make food shopping fun, stroke all the fluffs and floofs with, who'll send cute pictures to me, and that I can treat, tease and traumatise in all of the special ways we'll both love. The ideal is a romantic relationship built on fetishistic foundations. Especially through more subtly expressed intimacy, such as a hand slipping into mine, or a kiss gifted unexpectedly as I turn to see you.

Talk to me about philosophy, psychology, stories and how these intertwine, in myth, in religion, in sexual fantasy and relaxation.

Come be the focus of my loving attention and suffer the barbs of my endless puns. Charm me with your vivacity so I yearn to make you cry yourself to climax. Seduce me with your mind so I wish to pet, pretty, and punish you. Keep me with your innocence, no matter how I taint it.

Talk to me. Let me into your head. I'll make you better. I'll make you mine.

Details of kinks can be found from my profile, or more ideally, learned through conversation.

Kinky Date5km around UK Bicester

This is what My conversation style is like so you can assess our call buddy compatibility.

I do tooons of other styles, and in reality its not usually formal (though I warn you: I am a scientific type of person that approaches social things in a spooky,,, unnatural,,, Organized way! (organized does not mean clinical, marriage, for instance: has a literal contract and vows but it feels quite warm if people write and follow the right vows for them lol) , customizing them to the individual, but this is like a trailer despite the fact that I have not met you at time of writing.

Starting the conversation with a simmer, warming both of us up exchanging life or research highlights and establishing a back and forth rhythm until we're in sync.

Chatting about progress or workshopping each others accountability buddy projects

Clearing the air by shaking out any heavy stuff if necessary. Perhaps starting a small rant or asking for advice and active listening with each other
(Starting off gentle as we get to know each other in order to feel out and not overstep boundaries) this isn't intended to be a mopey time, more of a healing and solution oriented one, so that our brains can think about we want to think about in this valuable shared time instead of being stuck on a problem.
I aim for my history: kvetching with a group of fellow silly jester detectives in such a style and mood, my deepest sorrows can only be accurately be described in stand-up, hearty laughter all round, close hugs, genuine and inventive suggestions approaching life like an experience engineer, because truly, even the most difficult things in this life,,, are not that serious.

Or perhaps inatead exchanging infodumping if I've just created a project or made a research breakthrough where I lead you through the epic candlelit internautical deep link cave spelunking

moving onto some practical planning and relationship housekeeping
Meaning:
checking up on our group projects, working on them on call

Asking about your areas of actualization and hobbies if we haven't already,

Planning hangouts, road trips, parties, scenes, altered state or spiritual endeavors

Asking what we've done well together, what we can do better and how, what we want to introduce to our connection, what we probably don't want to do again.
The mood of this is fun and curious, I only intend on entering connection negotiations with people who makr it fun and filled with structured liberty like myself :).

then when I'm feeling light and airy:
Bantering, flirting (platonically or romantically), riffing and nerding out, laughing our cheeks pink till we fall asleep

I am looking for someone I can meet or call 1+ hour a week
So: if you like this sort of thing or have other conversation styles you'd like to propose in my dms...
(I do lots of other cool diverse tricks like I can do full stand-up as an archetype you enjoy not breaking character for hours, you doing the same, I like to do call being read to or reading you my research project as I break the narration for us to put together the pieces (especially if you take notes!!!)

Inquire in my dms and we can get started! I am being so foreal with you I used to run a daily live streaming group ur bro is c o m m i t e d to chatting and vetting chat partners in a manner before unseen and that feels very easy breezy covergirl.

If you think we're kismet for kinship: You know who you are. I am exactly what I sound like, I've met my buddies a thousand times in a thousand summer camps, by now I know how to see the mark the stars gave you before we were sent falling to different parts of this funky little planet, your boy knows how to establish chemistry

(Don't worry: I've gotten to the point in buddism where you realize personality is an illusion (it has truth to it but it is not the whole truth) and everyone's the same so it doesn't feel fake to act in a way I enjoy, just fun and creative)

BDSM/Fetish Family18 to 80 years ● 15km around USA Chicago