Yes, I’ve been here before. No, I’m not fresh meat , so if you’re here to prey on the naïve, keep it moving. I see you coming a mile off.
I’m ENM and poly. Open to authentic connections and different dynamics with people who understand mutual respect, emotional intelligence, and how to behave like a grown-up.
I'm hot, don’t approach if you're not.
Just being my age doesn’t mean you’re my type.
I don’t look my age, either, photos are real and recent.
If feminism offends you, or you think confident women need “handling,” you’ll be out of your depth here, fast. Manosphere types, trad bros, and control freaks in Dom’s clothing: don't waste your time or mine.
Unsolicited pics, pushy messages, or lazy one-liners will be ignored. This isn’t your fantasy playground. Bring your manners, or don’t bother.
Now all the so-called “alphas” have retreated back to their mum’s spare room for a good old rage wank.
I enjoy gigs (alternative/indie mostly), dancing like no one’s watching (but you probably are 😘), comedy, good food, and excellent company. If you can make me laugh, we’ll probably get on. If you can quote ***p Show, Stath Lets Flats, or The IT Crowd even better.
Fair warning: I might be funnier than you. That’s not a challenge. It’s just statistically likely.
If you’re emotionally literate, politically sound, and capable of adult conversation, feel free to say hi.