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❌️ NO MEN ❌️ NO MEN ❌️ NO MEN ❌️
❌️ NOBODY WITH A D'ICK 🍆
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⚠️ I DON'T want or need a man for anything, as I've already got one and that's my partner who I adore. This means I DON'T want anything sexual with you, and you're NOT an exception, so DON'T try convincing me/begging, as I don't care what you have to say! I'm NOT interested in couples neither, as I said NO MEN, so quit unicorn hunting you creeps 🖕🏼
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Only hi/hey/hello messages will be ignored!
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I read people's profile, so have the decency to read mine and my limits! (I'll know if you didn't read it). If you ignore and go against what I said, you'll be blocked because respect and consent isn't negotiable 🚫
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BE VERIFIED ✅️ as you have no excuse not to be, therefore I'll assume that you're fake and not interact with you.
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ONLY contact me if you're in England 🇬🇧 and not a great distance away, unless you're willing to travel because I'm not going to. I actually want to meet up in person, as there's only a limited amount you can do virtually.
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Send me a message instead of beating around the bush with spanks, crush etc as I'm not going to pay for using this, hence we won't ever get to talk if you don't reach out to me ✉️
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When you do message, make effort and don't send me generic drivel.
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DON'T APPROACH ME WITH DEMANDS! I make the rules when it comes to myself, and do as I please, NOT you 🤨
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Be patient for a reply and don't bombard me with messages, as you're not the only one messaging me; I don't owe you quick and consistent replies, or even a response in the first place, so don't act entitled.
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I'm not looking to date/a relationship, as I'm in a relationship and that's with my wonderful partner, who is a cis-man 💘 (he knows I'm here/gave me the OK to be and no, he's not got an account on this)
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He won't be involved in anything, as it's a journey of self exploration for me to go on alone 🌌
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Despite always knowing that I was queer 🌈 I have only really been with men, so I am here to experiment/explore my sexuality with women.
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I'd say I'm a (service) top, and want to try dominating ⛓️ I'm into femme women ♀️
I wanna try vanilla, to kink/bdsm etc.
Those who are submissive, pillow princess,
bottom types would be what I'd be into.
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I'm needing a connection before anything happens, so want to talk and get to know each other first; respect, trust, communication, feeling safe and being comfortable is essential, or else I'd not be willing to go ahead—it has to be enjoyable for all people involved.
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Safe words 👄 and aftercare will be provided 🩹
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Seeking those who will be understanding, patient, and happy to take things steady, as I'm inexperienced so need time to learn; I would appreciate some guidance too. Something may happen, or may not even end up happening—it just depends how things go, because there may not be a spark, perhaps not be in the mood when it comes to it, or nerves could prevent intimacy, who knows 🤷🏻♀️ it'd be helpful if you understood/are okay with this, and not going to get upset.
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⚠️ Hygiene is a necessity! Be clean, and not have any sexually transmitted diseases (seriously how vile, selfish and cruel can you be to willingly interact with people in that state?!) I'm neat, clean, tidy and make sure to smell good, so expect the same from you too—I have standards and won't accept anything less.
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I'm cool with also making platonic friendships, though that's only if we have things in common.
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Here are some things that I like/into 💖
Photography, Gigs, Figure collector
LEGO, Conventions, Plants, Boba🧋
Crafts, The seaside, Gamer, Anime
Leopard print, Rainy days, Pool 🎱
Ghost walks, Little outings, Arcades
Burlesque, Dogs, Wrestling, Podcasts🎙
Museums, Horror, Stand-up comedy
Picnicking, Art galleries, Fashion
Arts and crafts, K-pop, Mocktails🍹
Halloween, Gashapon, Poetry, Naps
Jewellery making, Body positivity
Heavy metal, Studio Ghibli, Cats 🐈️
Perfumista, True crime, History
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When meeting up for the first time, we can do something chilled out, because it can be nerve-racking to meet someone new. We could perhaps grab a bite to eat or drink at a café/bar, live music, arcade, museum or something, I don't know, the world is our oyster 🦪
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Liberal⚡️Atheist
(I won't associate with someone of a different political belief to me, so don't approach me)
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Fat/ter in person 🐼
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Spooky 🦇 Alternative 🤘🏼 Hard femme 🌹
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Chronically ill and neurodivergent ✨️
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I don't drink alcohol 🍺 I don't smoke cigarettes 🚬 or the devil's lettuce 🥬, nor do I take 💊 but you can do whatever—just don't expect me to.
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Intersectional feminist ✊🏼
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! 💥🔨
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⭐️ This is a test: When you first message, tell me what interested you to reach out, and what we have in common (I'm asking what interested you in me and what I said on my profile, not what you are looking for/want from me/what I can do for you 😒). If you don't do this, I'll know you didn't read my profile and won't respond 🙅🏻♀️
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Talk soon 💋
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