Attached is my resume for your perusal.

Name: Shockr
Role application: Daddy

Age: 41
Height: 168cm ( 5'6" )
Length: 20cm ( 8" )
Width: 84cm (slim)
Depth: 'Like, totally deep, man.'
IQ: 137
BMI: 20
IPD: 6.3

Education:
College
School of life
Google

Key Skills:
Writing
Organising
Being silly
Making tea
Reading stories
Cleaning
Remembering names of stuffies
Cooking
Tech support
Being a perv
Opening jars
Grocery shopping
Praising good girls
Vacuuming
Fluffing kitties

Hobbies & Interests:
Sex
Camping
Videogames
We*D (420)
Music
Movies (including Pornhub)
All of the above + sex

Personal Description:

I should start by saying I am in a poly relationship with Sassy13. I'll chat with anyone, but ideally you would enjoy both our company.

I'm the type to ask you if I can make you tea or bring you something. I like cwtches ('cuddles' for non-Welsh folks), and kisses in the morning, all through the day, and saying 'Goodnight' is important. I like the little displays of affection and very much appreciate bedtime rituals etc
I have been told I have a very calm and soothing voice.
I like the DDlg dynamic because I'm a very caring person and get a lot out of rushing to your aid. I also get quite a kick out of being called 'Daddy' (Not right off the bat, there needs to be chemistry)
With that said I'm probably not going to change a soiled nappy ('diaper' for the US folks). Likely more suited to a slightly bratty middle who likes to banter
I'm king of cheesy lines, dad jokes and gutter humor; I apologise in advance
I am very easy to talk to; I will literally talk to anyone. I'm cheeky, sarcastic, flirtatious and mischievous in reasonably equal measure. If I connect with you, I'll probably talk all night.
I'll want to get into your head. I love to have mementos; words, sounds, physical artifacts. Something that keeps me in your memory even when I'm not physically there. I need your mind to submit before your body
I have an insane sex drive - someone once referred to me as 'hypersexual', which I took as a compliment I'd probably say sex is on my mind 75% of the time, with the other 25% being dedicated to trying not to think about sex. Keep up! Haha
Personally, I think foreplay and intimate contact throughout the day is very important, I'm an extremely tactile person. I love to build the tension until we snap and can't hold back.
"Sex at 10pm Wednesdays and Saturdays" does not work for me
Speaking of which, I am also a bit of a nightowl. At 2am I am probably at my PC gaming or smoking a blunt (420-friendly).

Previous Experience:
Aug21-Sept21: Daddy role - Mostly remote temporary contract
Online interaction with fast service level agreement. Several positive face-to-face visits.
Left role due to no prospects of progression

Mar14-May21: Unofficial Daddy role - Permanent on-site
Carried out all duties of home maintenance and personal support.
Left role due to conflicting work-ethic

Character References:
LittlePinkPanda [fetlife/users/739227]
"He once put his arm out to make sure I was protected from moving cars"

Cariad [fetlife/users/13329345]
"His voice is very Daddy like when he's talking. Calm, soft, its nice to listen to."

(For anyone still wondering if this is serious. You're probably going to struggle with my terrible sense of humour )

Looking for a new little girl to enjoy and take care of 🎀

Be healthy in body and mind, other than that I am very open to new things 🔮

Hi, I'm Nicole, I am a mature kinky submissive cd/tv, I am from Brighton but travel widely. My body is in excellent condition, I have a fertile mind and am willing to do most things; especially role play, , mild BDSM, group sex, exhibitionism and outdoor fun. I am also looking to try new things. I have loved dressing in women's clothing all my life as well as being dominated and d. I am 5'11", my eyes are green/brown and I am slim with long legs. I have a range of outfits and dress to please. I am also an experienced 24/7 sub/slave. I am chem friendly.

Enjoy the primal instinct of human nature to try and take down the opposing gender, close body to body combat, holding your opponent on their back; Kinda hot. Or what about good vs evil? Or evil vs good?! Dress up, one gets 'defeated' and their identity would be reveal. I'm sure the other wouldn't mind keeping the other one around.

I’d love to meet a woman that’s into sensually licking faces necks or body parts in general.

I am a older crossdressing submissive in Taunton somerset,who loves suck,rim and be used
Height 5:11 rubenesque body 36B breasts eyes hazel long legs encased in stockings and i love to meet and play,enjoy serving and being a submissive
I enjoy dressing in babydolls lingerie being my favourites and heels

I have an oral fixation and would enjoy eating you out as much as having you pay homage up and down my throbbing shaft.

I enjoy the idea of bondage - collars, cuffs, blindfolds, gags, rope, hoods, spreader bars, etc., some discipline, d edging and orgasms. Impact play to the extent it ens dominance... or achieving sub-space.

Identifying as a switch, the sub in me would seek to ensure your pleasure even in the role of a dom, even though I know enough not to necessarily show it outwardly.

Ideally, I'm looking for non-coital encounters, though with enough trust, I may be open to anal exploration with a dom/sub component.
A big part for me is the physical gratification. Though this does not preclude the possibility of deeper connections and moving towards something longer term.

Profile is quite sparse because I haven't really tried that much, still pushing the evelope of new experiences.
Seeking like-minded souls.
Willing to try whatever piques our curiosity so long as if it is in a safe environment.

Hard limits include:
Knives, fire (wax is fine tho), anything with high infection risks or leaves permanent marks.

Also curious about: watersports, petplay, orgasm denial, bodyworship, multiple people dom and sub session.

A chat over tea is preferred over endless texting with someone I have never met.

Seeking like-minded souls. Is there any one out there?

I’m looking to do some explorations in photography, seeking subjects for rope, wax, (fake… mostly) body t, black tape and black light shoots.

Hi, I am a Dom guy that is looking for a bi sub guy with a decent body who is looking to be blindfolded, tied and be teased and played with. Ideal guy would be willing to try light CBT with toys. My Mistress wants to be present to watch and may join in.

I am an Experienced Daddy Dom/Pleasure Dom seeking FEMININE, SUBMISSIVE FEMALES for short or long term CONSENSUAL power exchanges.
You will gift to me the surrender of your body for my desires and bring peace to my life.
In return, I will keep you SAFE, HEALTHY, HAPPY, and SEXUALLY SATED.
REFERENCE AVAILABLE.

I run a BDSM-friendly house in Central London, big and beautiful property, very private, equipped with two dungeons, suspension points and kinky furniture everywhere. At the moment, mid and long term accomodation are available for you nice LGBTQ+ ppl, ** are variable from 1k to 1.5k pcm depending on the room.

I don't ask you to become a play partner, consent always applies. Also no party house, we live nice and quiet, guests allowed but respecting everyone else's peace.

Just, this has to be a safe space for everyone's body positivity and sex positivity, and you must be a BDSM lover to fit in this household, because we wanna "be out while we're in", and If you're uncomfortable about that, this house will be disturbing for you.

If on the other hand this sounds like the dream home to you, feel free to get in touch.

Edit for straight males*: consent applies to subs here, especially. It's NOT a brothel and If you think to have free fucks included with the rent, you got it completely wrong. Just don't waste time applying. Thanks

I am looking for female sub/slave(s) age 35-50 who is will completely surrender to me; body, mind and soul. Bi or Bi-curious preferred. Single/Divorced/Widowed only!

We are an interesting couple in that are ages are significant are significantly different but we it's different but we get along so well and have so much fun together.. I am a woman of color Who is 29 years old and I have a rocking body and personality to match.. He is much older but is so easy going and laid back and open minded that we have such a great relationship together. We are looking for like minded couples to swing with and possibly travel with. Select singles who can join us at our condo on beach or here in Atlanta, Ohio or New Orleans. Please respond with direct contact information.

I am in dire need of worshipping a woman's perfectly shaped body!

I have been on and off here for years now, still have not found a LADY who wants a sub who will worship her curves! I am sure you are out there

Looking for a Dom to train me as you see fit.Let me kneel before you head down by your feet let me lick 👅 suck you’re feet and toes.emphasized text

I am a male sub very shy I have been trained to keep my head down and to only speak when spoken to and never answer back. I am happy to be locked 🔒 in your collar to show your ownership of me. I last Mistress trained me to except maintenance punishments when she felt I need it. I have had a weeks training in Germany, where I had three dom’s to serve one male and two female. I was not spoken too as I could not speak Germany. I was stripped and put in to a neck collar and pad locked in. A leather body harness was then fastened tightly round my body. I was now there slave. My first morning was cleaning the house from top to bottom. They pointed to tell me to clean again it was not good enough. Food for me was oatmeal and nothing else. In the evening I was told to stand still and serve drinks when told which was different when I don’t understand. I think they started calling me names and humiliating me. Then I was punished with a hard long spanking on my bare bum with belt,wipe and crop leaving me in a lot of discomfort ,sore and bum feeling like it was on fire all very humiliating in front of people I did not know.
I know what to expect this time I am still shy but more obedient will not answer back. I will take my duties very seriously and not question your commands.
I am happy to dress as you say. Eat what I am given and not question punishment and .
Hope to start training with a new Dom soon.

Sub girl looking to be dominated online and in person. If you want to tie me up and have fun with my body let’s talk 😉

Looking to chat or meet up. I am definitely a Dom/Sadist at heart but I like to switch things up. Newbie at being a sub. Beautiful plus size body. Interested in those who can handle/worship my body.

Any atlanta mistresses out there? Love body worshipping and facesitting and all the rest. Nylon fetish. Use me and *** me.

I am very much in need of some relief from the pressures of day to day life..
… I need a sub (f) to be ready for me on her hands and knees.. with a mind ready to please and a body willing to be handed over to me, in full 😈
(All limits respected)

I’m waiting to hear from you..

Looking for a rope bunny 🐰 Who would like to meet up and play and try some different types of rope play from decorative to full body restrained have a full option of ropes from Cotton to nylon and jute

Hello, we're a master, a mistress, a non-binary couple and two slaves here, and willing to get rid of the last vanilla house sharers so this can become a fully sex & kink positive house.
The house is a stunning 1900s detached on three floors of amazing luxury, featuring back patio, balconies, private gym and private dungeon. Virgin broadband 1000Gb in case you're camming. 2 min walk from Camden tube and overground, parking options.
The two rooms that are still under vanilla domain are beautiful, furnished (can be given empty) and go from 900 to 1200pcm incl. Bills, 1 month deposit and no fees. Just the people that's living there now won't be around for long (see screenshot picture 😉) and we're already taking pre-bookings.
The plan is to establish free nudity, free sex and free kink in any of the communal spaces of the house, to share for first every housemates' boundaries between each other and so achieve a totally non-judgeamental, body positive, queer and kink positive environment.
If interested in joining us, get back to me with info about yourself so we can get to know each other a little bit better.

I am looking for a masochistic female who likes to be punished and disciplined. Usually I am turned on with slim or athletic body shape but not always....Very often I am equally attracted by curvy ladies. If the potential partner has also other tendencies like being submissive, brat, slave or likes to be humiliated and degraded I am more than happy to act upon it. I do like the role play game...Let's have fun, NSA or LTR if things work well. I am very flexible and very open...If it doesn't work we can always go for drinks or to have a meal cooked by me!

I would love to cook for you as a friend or partner....

As I think of the way, the part of my soul that comes up with the most fun things to do. I have never thought it would happen to be an amazing experience as much as my hand over her body. After I have the chance to get her in a position, she is tied up, blindfoĺded and her moans fill the room. Maybe it's a position that you would like. A little message could make it happen.

Still wandering the plains of kink waiting to be captured, tied and experimented! Teach me or tame me .... your in control.... unless i escape!

Ideally in for a ltr with many adventurous days and nights aswell as all the non kink in between. After all we all work to play and passion starts with the mind, then the body and after the soulgasm!
Kind, caring and obedient... once tamed of course! Bit capable of escaping the net and using the rope myself!