To whom it may concern,

As an easy-going guy with marginal intelligence, a great sense of humour, arguably the perfect dad bod, and an abundance of modesty, I think you should strongly consider sending me a message.

I have a very diverse skillset, including but not limited to: being nearly 6 feet tall, proficient hand-holder, masterful Wordle player, fantasy book facts that you don’t care about, and my Grandma once told me that I’m handsome.

Below is my list of qualifications for your review:

Generic Self-description:

  • 5’11, 170ish lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim/athletic
  • Quiet but not shy. Unless you start teasing, because then words don't work anymore.
  • I’m a simple guy. I like movies, video games, books and sports. Sue me.
  • Big fan of golfing in the summer (wow pick a more boring sport, doofus)
  • Reading is kind of my nerdy secret so promise not to tell anyone, okay? Love getting lost in a big fantasy series.
  • Tendency to create bad puns and then laugh at them even when you don’t.

    Kinky Characteristics:

  • Bondage - tie my hands up while we cuddle or leave me hogtied for hours - both sound fun.
  • Tease and Denial - Big fan of being teased. The denial part doesn't sound as nice, but I guess that isn't up to me.
  • Orgasm Control - Kind of goes with the teasing and denying.
  • Service/Tasks - A big part of kink for me is making my partner happy. I'd love to do things that make your life easier, or give you a laugh, or just because you said so.
  • Spanking/Impact - I think a bit of *** could be fun.
  • Collars sound great, would love to wear one someday.
  • Curious about pegging and chastity.
  • Open-minded about trying most kinks.
  • I am almost more interested in hearing YOUR fantasies. Part of the excitement for me is not knowing what you’re going to think of next. Not to say that I want you to do all the work – I understand that I need to communicate and contribute too. The thought of combining our interests to create a fun dynamic for both us sounds amazing to me

    Hard Limits:

  • Toilet/scat - just not for me
  • Extreme / - ouch
  • *d bi/cuckolding

    What I'm Looking For:**

  • Ideally, I want to find someone to connect with and start an IRL relationship. I want someone I can talk and laugh with everyday, to take on dates and watch movies, to hang out and go on adventures with. Honestly, I'd be happy to just talk and get to know some people and see where things go.
  • If you’re looking for something more on the casual side, I’d be happy to give it a try. I’m not really looking for online though, would need to be somewhat local.
  • I would like to swap pictures once we're both comfortable doing so. No rush, but I think it's important to know what each other looks like. Just need to confirm that you're not secretly some hairy dude.
  • Obviously the BDSM dynamic is partially what I’m looking for, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting here. More importantly though, is someone that I can really connect with on a personal level.
  • I would prefer someone between the ages of 20-32. This isn't a hard limit though. If you're slightly outside that, I could make an exception for the right person.
  • I cannot stress this enough, but you must be a 6ft tall Amazon Goddess whose only purpose is to fulfill my every fantasy. You need to make enough *** to support us both so that I don't have to work or do anything. My only job is to be submissive and that should be enough to satisfy you. On top of that, you should also be able to tell that I am joking.

    Thank you for reading, I look forward to conversing with you presently.

    Regards,

    Kellanved4

BDSM Play Partner18 to 32 years ● 75km around Canada, Toronto 2 years ago

I am looking for an obedient puppy (sub/m) who loves being dominated, controlled, and owned 24/7.
You should gain pleasure from pleasing me, receiving , and being humiliated. You should trust me and succumb to me completely.
Principles: My pleasure is your pleasure. I make the rules.

I am 24 years old, Asian, 155cm, female and can be very controlling.

STRICT REQUIREMENTS:
-See me twice a month in London
-Loyal
-Single in every sense
-In good shape ( I have a thing for tits and butts)
-Work out regularly
-Good personal hygiene, healthy and cleanly shaved (including all body hairs)
-Financially independent and comfortable (able to afford hotels, toys, and costumes)
-Well-educated decent person

NO BRATS
NO SWITCH
NO SEX (pegging only)

PLAYS THAT I LOVE:
Spanking, CBT, Sissification (I expect you to wear cute lingerie all the time), Pegging, Toys, Public,Tit
, Post-orgasm , Edging, Puppy, Wax, Role-play, , Bondage etc

PLAYS THAT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN:
Scat, Switch, NTR, Gangbang, Permanent damage etc

IF YOU (1)MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS, (2)UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR, (3)BELIEVE THAT I WILL BE A GOOD DOM/S FOR YOU, message me and introduce yourself, including, but not limited to:[Age/Height/Weight/Location/Hobby/Strength/Occupation/Relationship status/BDSM related experience/ Your kinks and hates/ Views on D/S relationship / Your ideal D/S relationship/ Your expectations of your Dom] (Pictures of you must be attached)
TREAT THIS AS IF YOU ARE SENDING A RESUME, BUT DO NOT LIE.
IF YOU LIE, GAME OVER.

BDSM Play Partner20 to 40 years ● 25km around UK, London one year ago

I am a black man, 5’'11" tall, 280 Lbs with black hair (currently wore shaved), and deep brown eyes. An ex-powerlifter I'm somewhat soft around the middle but still as strong as an ox. (Yes, I'm big but I'm working on reaching proper WPH.) I'm clean, vasectomy safe, emotionally stable, dependable, honest, patient, loyal, considerate, supportive, loving, and affectionate, fun-loving, and have a good sense of humor.

I am a strict, fair, and demanding Dom and as such I will be the final authority on the limits/parameters of your training, discipline, punishments, rules, and pleasures. Understanding, of course, that such limits and rules will depend on your gifts and any mutually agreed upon standards/rules we've established beforehand.) I play safe and sane. Your safety and well-being will be my primary concern and responsibility. Your primary responsibility will be to serve and please me.

My Ideal Person: You are a submissive female with an ardent desire to please. You have a wee bit of masochist in your nature as well and you find joy in serving. You are at peace with yourself and your sexuality.

Every day, you may be a mother, wife, daughter, career girl, student, boss, white-collar exec, blue-collar drone, waitress, butcher, baker, or candlestick maker…. etc. You are emotionally stable, dependable, honest, patient, loyal, considerate, open-minded, supportive, loving, and affectionate, fun-loving, and have a good sense of humor. (You are not a hater, nor are you bitter or negative)

Kinky Date20 to 65 years ● 150km around USA, Houston 4 months ago

My ideal woman who loves sifi and be supportive and loving, understanding, tolerant, willing to fight to keep us together, sweet, home body, sensitive, funny, caring, smart, puts me before others, and will do what ever it takes to make her man happy even if it is to be his slave. Also she has to be open and tell me if something is wrong so I can help her. She should tell me what she likes and hates so I can make her happy so we never divorce.As you know by reading my profile I want a slave to move in with me that is highly compatible with me mentally so we will have a happy life together their is a 70% divorce rate mostly started by the woman when she can not change the man to the way she wants the guy to be or she gets board. A woman that will give her self as a life time slave will trust her man to always be their for her in the good times and more importantly in the bad times she has to be strong enough to let go of control and trust in his love for her. As you know their are all types of woman some like anal some hate it some like giving blow jobs some hate it some like their hair pulled and their ass spanked and some do not some like to be slaves some like to be a mistress. I have a 22 page comprehensive compatibility test I will give you if you do not want to take it do not contact me I am tired of woman playing games here and just sending mail saying saying hi. if you want to end up getting married contact me if you are just playing games go away. I do not txt or do live chat hang outs or phone just email. A GOOD master takes care of his slave, he is totally responsible for keeping her safe like if she likes to be tied up and a fire breaks out he has to get her out of their even at the risk of his own life because she puts her complete trust in him and he MUST protect her at all costs even if he has to die to do it. A master slave relationship is very deep she gives complete trust and control to him knowing that he will never do any thing to cause her any real harm only do things that they talked about doing. They love each other in a way others would not understand but it works for them. It is not like you see in the movies. I will expect you to send me a picture of your self standing up holding a sign saying slave in dark letters.

BDSM Play Partner18 to 30 years USA, Mount Washington 2 years ago

ENTP-T (Apparently) and fully vaccinated!

I'm looking for someone who shares at least a few of my interests but is, more importantly, passionate about what they like and do. I really do love hearing people who care go off about things even if I'm not currently into it. I'm really good at taking interest in other people. I need someone willing to be proactive in relationship building; someone, who will start conversations with me as much as I do with them. I'm huge on affection that goes both ways. While the closer you are to North Carolina, the better. I'm happy with leaving things long distance as long as we can meet at some point. I would be more than happy to move out of my state for the right person.

For myself, I can be assertive when the situation calls for it and often find myself taking on leadership roles. When people get to know me more, I think they find someone sweet and sensitive.

I'm going to college for programming and will probably make a career out of that, but my biggest passion is writing and storytelling. My other interests include reading, playing video games, tabletop games, and video essays online, and probably a dozen other niche things that take up my time.

I'm happy to be your boy, your pet, or just your sub. I just need the dynamic to feel loving. I need the sense my happiness is on your mind even when you do things like hit or humilate me. I'm big into getting collared because I adore the feeling of someone wanting me if that makes sense.

I'm huge into praise and teasing and I'm willing to give most things a shot as long as it's not an extreme kink like permanent damage, scat, knifeplay and the obvious stuff. I like calling the dominant mommy but I dun need it. While this component of the relationship is important, we should get to know each other as people first.

Here's some important things about me and my needs that may be dealbreakers for you.

  • I don't believe in God but have great respect for religious people. While I'll never be a believer, I'd make some accommodations for a lover's beliefs.

  • You need to be left of center. We can disagree on a lot of things, but must fundamentally understand the world as a flawed place that needs to be improved.

  • I'm a chubby masc person right now. But I'm also nonbinary and will be taking moves to become more androgenous such as pursuing laser hair removal and eventually hrt.

  • I'm looking for someone between 20-37

    Please do not message me just because you want any sub. I want to relate to you. If you consider yourself a creative person, we'll probably get along.

    If all that sounds good to you please send me a chat on here and tell me about yourself! After that let's go somewhere else to talk ideally discord. I wont chat anywhere that does not allow me to use my keyboard.

Kinky Date20 to 42 years ● 100km around USA, Charlotte one year ago

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