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Is there any way in hell that a miracle can happen and deliver me a sapio minded woman who shreds guitar strings and gnars out on POW days for the fuck of it?!?! Find me and you’ll never regret it babe. Trust me that the energy is always in abundance and if we Keep the faith, our music and earths mountains then life will come naturally.

Hello from Washington State! I know this is probably a long shot as there are many other couples looking for their unicorn and many of them far more appealing and baggage free but If you're a female who's looking for a couple please consider hearing me out. We are a couple currently looking for a Miracle Unicorn to enrich our lives and family.

A bit about Him (the male half of the couple):

My husband is a 29 yr old, 6'2'' 250 lb burly biker/lumberjack type of guy with medium tan skin, Tattoos, gorgeous blue/grey eyes, dark brown hair, and a beard! Some of his hobbies include hunting, shooting, camping, Listening to books, and enjoying art. My husband is a very Logical, aloof type of guy who struggles with emotionally connecting and whose ideal life is living in the country where it's quiet and raising a family. On a spicier note, He is an extreme sadist, dominant in every aspect of life, and isn't afraid of trying more extreme kinks like electricity play, Knife play, and breath play, but he's also wicked good with floggers and paddles! He has well over 10 years of kink experience and is Poly (like me).

A bit about Me (the female half of the couple)

I am a 25 yr old Disabled female Housewife/Expecting mother, who is 5'5'' 160 lbs (At the moment it is higher, 190lbs Due to pregnancy) with a Large DD bust, with Strawberry blonde Hair, hazel green eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings, and pale freckled skin. I will admit I have a lot of scars and some stretchy marks but I see them as a sign of beauty! I have a very emotional, overly nice, squishy soft subby personality type with a hit of witty sarcasticness when I'm feeling sassy! I will fully disclose I come with baggage and struggle heavily with autism and PTSD, as well as Fibromyalgia and scoliosis. My hobbies are wide in variety since with my health I cannot work. In my free time, I enjoy music, networking, drawing, growing plants (veggies not maryjane), messing with AI, makeup, and fashion. I would describe my fashion as a mixture of Fairycore, Granny aesthetic, and pastel manic. My ideal life is a quiet country/farm lifestyle raising my kids. On the sexy side of things i am a masochistic submissive who is into blade play, and breath play and very poly and pansexual! (this whole search for a third was my idea not his lol)

What we are looking for in a unicorn:

What we are looking for is a Non-smoking, Average build, Biological female. Who leans on the Submissive end of the personality spectrum. We would prefer someone right-leaning (politically), with minimal health issues. who is open to a family lifestyle (meaning kids). One of the biggest things is we would hope that our unicorn could help me since my health has made it hard for me to adequately participate in Household chores and has robbed me of the ability to drive and work. I understand this is asking for a lot and is not for everyone and truthfully I don't expect to see this post bring any results for several months but I needed to shoot my shot.

Anyway, if you took the time to read all this I appreciate you. And if this sounds like you please don't hesitate to message me!

Hello from Washington state! I know this is probably a long shot as there are many other couples looking for their unicorn and many of them far more appealing and baggage free but If you're a female who's looking for a couple please consider hearing me out. We are a Washington state couple currently looking for a Miracle Unicorn to enrich our lives and family.

A bit about him (the male half of the couple)

husband is a 29 yr old, 6'2'' 250 lb burly biker/lumberjack type of guy with medium tan skin, Tattoos, gorgeous blue/grey eyes, dark brown hair, and a beard! Some of his hobbies include hunting, shooting, camping, Listening to books, and enjoying art. My husband is a very Logical, aloof type of guy who struggles with emotionally connecting and whose ideal life is living in the country where it's quiet and raising a family. On a spicier note, He is an extreme sadist, dominant in every aspect of life, and isn't afraid of trying more extreme kinks like electricity play, Knife play, and breath play, but he's also wicked good with floggers and paddles! He has well over 10 years of kink experience and is Poly (like me).

A bit about me (the female half of the couple):

I am a 25 yr old Disabled female Housewife/Expecting mother, who is 5'5'' 160 lbs (At the moment it is higher, 190lbs Due to pregnancy) with a Large DD bust, with Strawberry blonde Hair, hazel green eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings, and pale freckled skin. I will admit I have a lot of scars and some stretchy marks but I see them as a sign of beauty! I have a very emotional, overly nice, squishy soft subby personality type with a hit of witty sarcasticness when I'm feeling sassy! I will fully disclose I come with baggage and struggle heavily with autism and PTSD, as well as Fibromyalgia and scoliosis. My hobbies are wide in variety since with my health I cannot work. In my free time, I enjoy music, networking, drawing, growing plants (veggies not maryjane), messing with AI, makeup, and fashion. I would describe my fashion as a mixture of Fairycore, Granny aesthetic, and pastel manic. My ideal life is a quiet country/farm lifestyle raising my kids. On the sexy side of things i am a masochistic submissive who is into blade play, and breath play and very poly and pansexual! (this whole search for a third was my idea not his lol)

What we are looking for in a unicorn:

What we are looking for is a Non-smoking, Average build, Biological female. Who leans on the Submissive end of the personality spectrum. We would prefer someone right-leaning (politically), with minimal health issues. who is open to a family lifestyle (meaning kids). One of the biggest things is we would hope that our unicorn could help me since my health has made it hard for me to adequately participate in Household chores and has robbed me of the ability to drive and work. I understand this is asking for a lot and is not for everyone and truthfully I don't expect to see this post bring any results for several months but I needed to shoot my shot.

Anyway, if you took the time to read all this I appreciate you. And if this sounds like you please don't hesitate to message us!

I am looking for a woman who is open minded and open and willing to try out my fetishes with me I’m a virgin and I am 38 years old and never had sex period and I am looking to lose my virginity I am desperate and I am looking to lose my virginity involving my two fetishes I am looking for someone who has one or more large intact male dog and involve him or them with me and my woman and I am also looking for a woman who is interested or open to jack me off with Swiss cheese slices or a block of Swiss cheese and then have her jack me off with the Swiss cheese until I cum on it and then have her wrap Swiss cheese slices around my cock and then suck my cock with the Swiss cheese slices still wrapped around my cock and I would love to have her eat the Swiss cheese that I came on and I also like it if she would jack me off with a Swiss cheese sub sandwich with Swiss cheese slices and miracle whip or mayonnaise and turkey or ham or salami with lettuce tomato onion pickles and oil and vinegar sub sandwich dressing and it’s gotta have to be a large sub sandwich biggest possible and not cut in half and have her jack me off with my cock in the sub sandwich and then have her eat it off my cock until I cum in the sub sandwich and then watch her eat it and then have her lick the miracle whip or mayonnaise off my cock thats left over from her jacking me off with the sub sandwich and also I am only wanting to have it done with Swiss cheese no other cheeses Swiss cheese only no white American cheese or anything like that real deli Swiss cheese only and sandwich has to have Swiss cheese slices on it I won’t do it with any cheese other than Swiss cheese men okay too if you want looking for male intact dog owners large dogs only please I know my fetishes are kinda weird and taboo but I’m hoping that I will find someone who wants to do it I can’t host and I don’t drive and I don’t any *** due to a very very low income I have food stamps but I’m going to need condoms provided to me I’m open minded myself and I will try whatever you can’t knock it until you try it is what I always say

Can be low key or fire! I am very respectful but love to worship a woman’s body when it’s working it’s miracles. Let’s chat if you are out there!!