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How To Trap (I Mean Catch) A Dom


CopperKnob

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I am so very excited to share with you all that my plan to trap my very own Dom is taking shape very nicely.

Take note and follow (maybe with some caution 😂)

The research:

I've waited and watched, read and chatted. Heaps and heaps. I've been at this for over a year now but, I think I've got it sussed.

The setup:

I’ve assembled the bait: a corset so tight I can't breathe, hold ups, a garter belt and heels I can barely stand in, let alone walk on. I just need to get waxed within an inch of my life, my lashes, brows and nails done. I'll forego the spray tan/sun bed because, bruises are more pronounced on us albino's.
I've also added cupcakes to the list because, everyone likes cupcakes.

I have also completed extensive research in relation to the behaviour of Doms, and plan to lay the bait near some of their natural habitats: gyms, whiskey bars, and tailor shops, in all the nearby towns because all Doms are executives of major companies.

(I still need to research where all the helipads are locally because, you know!)

The execution:

With the aforementioned bait properly positioned and easily viewable, I will stand provocatively, with my eyes submissively down, near my hunting ground.

As this bait may entice people other than Doms, I have devised a tactic to identify a male Dom from others who speak to me. Since 50 Shades is the ultimate BDSM guide, I will borrow Anna’s techniques. I shall trip and see if he makes scowly/smirky face before asking each man who approaches me if he is gay. If he becomes furious like Christian did, he is obviously the real deal! Yippee I Oh!
Having identifed the Dom, the rage I incite in him, will also make me a person of interest to him.

(Anyone who fails the test will be given a cookie as a consolation prize.)

Once he is sufficiently angry and interested in me, I will allow him to pursue me with the tenacity of a stalker. I have no plans to instigate a non molestation order as I shall look on this as endearing and in no way a red flag. I will show my submissive side by completely losing my personality. During conversations, I will defer to him on every subject, even those within the scope of my education and experience. His opinions will become mine, and I will forget how to make competent choices on my own. I will require his instructions constantly, and will fall to pieces and make terrible decisions when he does not provide them. Seeing how *** and incompetent I am will appeal to his Dominant personality.

He. Will. Be. Hooked.

Mwahahaha

The result:

Once I have bagged my very own Dom, we will know each other’s needs and limits without any discussion/negotiation and we shall have exciting, kinky sex all day, every day. It will be easy and no work at all, as I will have developed the personality of a doormat and simply do everything he tells me. He will not find this unattractive or off-putting but instead, will think it adorable and sexy. We will post pictures of our sexcapades and be the envy of everyone on Fet.

And that’s it! My oven is preheating as I type. I've opted to bake butterfly cakes to hand out to the vanilla folks that don't make the cut. I'll put the plan into action this weekend to be sure to catch the workaholic Doms on their way to their office.

Stay tuned for updates!
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Just parking my private helicopter... Above the whiskey bar :P
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For the record. I happen to like butterfly cakes!
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I suspect this rather semi autobiographical...hilarious all the same. xxxx

Scuba_fetishist
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And you say a cake or a cookie is to be handed out either way? 🧐🙂
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3 minutes ago, Scuba_fetishist said:
And you say a cake or a cookie is to be handed out either way? 🧐🙂

Cookies and cupcakes are NOT the prize! 😂

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1 minute ago, CopperKnob said:

Cookies and cupcakes are NOT the prize! 😂

You say that.. but I just got a cupcake :P

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Lord_Talion
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Since 50 shades was written without any knowledge of this lifid advise against using any of that filth with your trap
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I have to admit I was pretty indifferent until I got to the cupcakes, at which point I realized I'm a lot more *** than I realized. Now that I think about it, the last girl that baked me a cake got me pretty good, and I may still not be over the last girl who made me a pie. Your nefarious scheme might be more effective than you realize.
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1 minute ago, Lord_Talion said:
Since 50 shades was written without any knowledge of this lifid advise against using any of that filth with your trap

So serious, no cupcake or cookie for you!

Honestly, it's a joke post 😂

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LOL

It can still fail, you forgot about the Audi. Your Dom drives an Audi and works solely with Apple devices.

Can I have the cupcake now too?

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2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I mean, you aren't wrong. This is the part I may need to re-think

The irony that cupcakes might actually work is not lost XD

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1 minute ago, Pleasurecalculus said:
I have to admit I was pretty indifferent until I got to the cupcakes, at which point I realized I'm a lot more *** than I realized. Now that I think about it, the last girl that baked me a cake got me pretty good, and I may still not be over the last girl who made me a pie. Your nefarious scheme might be more effective than you realize.

Christ, adding cupcakes back to The Plan.
Vulnerability in Dom's is the best

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1 minute ago, nullstein said:

LOL

It can still fail, you forgot about the Audi. Your Dom drives an Audi and works solely with Apple devices.

Can I have the cupcake now too?

So close, but no cupcake.
It has to be a Lexus for the weekdays, a Mitsubishi Warrior for the weekends of course

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U will be wearing a diamond ring and jetting around the world in no time.
I can’t see how this could possibly fail!
Hurrah!
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1 minute ago, Subtlety said:
U will be wearing a diamond ring and jetting around the world in no time.
I can’t see how this could possibly fail!
Hurrah!

YES! I love the confidence, thank you 💍

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3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

So close, but no cupcake.
It has to be a Lexus for the weekdays, a Mitsubishi Warrior for the weekends of course

Hrrrrmmmm grumble grumble 😡

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😂 I'm hooked. Can't wait for the next update. 50 cakes darker?
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Well that's me screwed from ever finding a Domme then - I mean have you seen the pic of me in knickers?
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As if that wasn't bad enough I need a corset, heels and full body wax? Actually forget the wax I'm not overly hairy anyway so they won't notice right?
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As for cupcakes - my culinary skills amount to toast (marmalade optional) will that cut it do you think?
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Perhaps if I adjust expectations and settle for a Reliant Robin instead of a helicopter that might work? 🤔🤣
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