BohemianLady Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 I wish you luck in finding a Dom. It can be a hard search but keep looking and you’ll find the right one for you.
Sh**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, gemini_man said: Well that's me screwed from ever finding a Domme then - I mean have you seen the pic of me in knickers? . As if that wasn't bad enough I need a corset, heels and full body wax? Actually forget the wax I'm not overly hairy anyway so they won't notice right? . As for cupcakes - my culinary skills amount to toast (marmalade optional) will that cut it do you think? . Perhaps if I adjust expectations and settle for a Reliant Robin instead of a helicopter that might work? 🤔🤣 The cupcakes really are key here. Think you're gonna need to get the pinny out!
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, fiend_13 said: 😂 I'm hooked. Can't wait for the next update. 50 cakes darker? Will let you know next week
Su**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, gemini_man said: Well that's me screwed from ever finding a Domme then - I mean have you seen the pic of me in knickers? . As if that wasn't bad enough I need a corset, heels and full body wax? Actually forget the wax I'm not overly hairy anyway so they won't notice right? . As for cupcakes - my culinary skills amount to toast (marmalade optional) will that cut it do you think? . Perhaps if I adjust expectations and settle for a Reliant Robin instead of a helicopter that might work? 🤔🤣 U know u can just buy some m and s cupcakes and dust ur face with flour. BUT DON’T SKIMP ON THE WAXING. A true Dom can spot a stray hair from 50 metres
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, gemini_man said: Well that's me screwed from ever finding a Domme then - I mean have you seen the pic of me in knickers? . As if that wasn't bad enough I need a corset, heels and full body wax? Actually forget the wax I'm not overly hairy anyway so they won't notice right? . As for cupcakes - my culinary skills amount to toast (marmalade optional) will that cut it do you think? . Perhaps if I adjust expectations and settle for a Reliant Robin instead of a helicopter that might work? 🤔🤣 The ***s we go through! As long as the Robin Reliant is yellow, the toast is real bread with real butter and the hair is on your head, I'll say you're on to a winner 👍🏻
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, BohemianLady said: I wish you luck in finding a Dom. It can be a hard search but keep looking and you’ll find the right one for you. I reckon this is the right way to go about things, winner Dom dinner 😂
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Shockr said: The cupcakes really are key here. Think you're gonna need to get the pinny out! The pinny? I'm not that old or messy 😂
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Subtlety said: U know u can just buy some m and s cupcakes and dust ur face with flour. BUT DON’T SKIMP ON THE WAXING. A true Dom can spot a stray hair from 50 metres Good point, added to the plan. @shockr, no need for that pinny now!
Sh**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, CopperKnob said: The pinny? I'm not that old or messy 😂 Do they not call them pinny's anymore? Have I just shown myself up? haha 2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: The ***s we go through! As long as the Robin Reliant is yellow, the toast is real bread with real butter and the hair is on your head, I'll say you're on to a winner 👍🏻 I feel attacked! What's wrong with us follicley-challenged folk?
ge**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Subtlety said: U know u can just buy some m and s cupcakes and dust ur face with flour. BUT DON’T SKIMP ON THE WAXING. A true Dom can spot a stray hair from 50 metres Well given my hair really is Fifty Shades Of Grey maybe I should get the tweezers out after all M&S? 😮 Do I look made of ***? They can have Lidl and be grateful I pushed the boat out!!
ge**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: The pinny? I'm not that old or messy 😂 Yeah but I am...on both counts 🤣
Pl**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 Quote U know u can just buy some m and s cupcakes and dust ur face with flour. BUT DON’T SKIMP ON THE WAXING. A true Dom can spot a stray hair from 50 metres Flour isn't quite enough. You're gonna want a little powdered sugar in there too. I know it sounds messy, but it'll be worth it.
ge**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: The ***s we go through! As long as the Robin Reliant is yellow, the toast is real bread with real butter and the hair is on your head, I'll say you're on to a winner 👍🏻 Furry dice or no you think? Blow up dolls in the back optional? So Tesco Value bread and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter won't cut it then? Though I could possibly engender a Last Tango vibe with the latter
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Shockr said: I feel attacked! What's wrong with us follicley-challenged folk? Bit you got a cupcake? 🤔
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Pleasurecalculus said: Flour isn't quite enough. You're gonna want a little powdered sugar in there too. I know it sounds messy, but it'll be worth it. Sprinkles of the glittery kind should work hey?
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, gemini_man said: Well given my hair really is Fifty Shades Of Grey maybe I should get the tweezers out after all M&S? 😮 Do I look made of ***? They can have Lidl and be grateful I pushed the boat out!! Well, Lidl do have a good bakery, it may work. Let me know! 😂
Sh**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 Just now, CopperKnob said: Bit you got a cupcake? 🤔 *wipes cream from face* What cupcake?
ge**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, CopperKnob said: Well, Lidl do have a good bakery, it may work. Let me know! 😂 I'll send it over the secret sub channel in the usual code
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Shockr said: *wipes cream from face* What cupcake? 🎂 another?
Pl**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: Sprinkles of the glittery kind should work hey? Holy shit! I just learned about glittery sprinkles. Uh... brb...
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, gemini_man said: I'll send it over the secret sub channel in the usual code Perfect (But, hush on the secret sub channel, we don't want these cupcake mad Doms infiltrating it)
Su**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Shockr said: *wipes cream from face* What cupcake? U seem to have some crumbs caught in ur beard. This is why waxing is so imperative.
Sh**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Subtlety said: U seem to have some crumbs caught in ur beard. This is why waxing is so imperative. Wax my beard.... You have me confused.. I'm a sadist not a masochist
ge**** Posted May 18, 2022 Posted May 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: Perfect (But, hush on the secret sub channel, we don't want these cupcake mad Doms infiltrating it) What secret sub channel? There's no such thing...honest guv, gor blimey, strike a light, is that the time? Must be going
CopperKnob Posted May 18, 2022 Author Posted May 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, gemini_man said: What secret sub channel? There's no such thing...honest guv, gor blimey, strike a light, is that the time? Must be going "Strike a light'???? 😂😂😂
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