CopperKnob Posted July 24, 2022 Posted July 24, 2022 @Gemini_man wanted to post this in order to create some, in his words, "rabble rousing" but wasn't really sure how it would go down coming from him so, being the absolute 😇 I am, of course I offered to post on his behalf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 How To Brat Like A Pro, in 7 easy steps... . 1. Tell the person what you'd planned to do in minute detail EG: "I added glitter to my Amazon basket the other day so I could decorate your home but I didn't click 'checkout'" . 2. Tell them that you've forgiven them for tempting you to brat . 3. Tell them how you expected them to have responded. Make it sound as uninspiring as possible. EG: "I suppose you would have just tied me to the bedhead and tapped me on the 🍑 or something equally as dull" . 4. Give yourself some praise for showing so much kindness and mercy . 5. Explain, at length, how good you've been because you didn't do it . 6. Tell them how welcome they are . 7. Tell them how you think you should be rewarded EG: "I'd quite like some icecream now. Thank you"