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How To Brat Like A Pro

CopperKnob

By CopperKnob
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CopperKnob

CopperKnob

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@Gemini_man wanted to post this in order to create some, in his words, "rabble rousing" but wasn't really sure how it would go down coming from him so, being the absolute 😇 I am, of course I offered to post on his behalf
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How To Brat Like A Pro, in 7 easy steps...
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1. Tell the person what you'd planned to do in minute detail
EG: "I added glitter to my Amazon basket the other day so I could decorate your home but I didn't click 'checkout'"
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2. Tell them that you've forgiven them for tempting you to brat
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3. Tell them how you expected them to have responded. Make it sound as uninspiring as possible. EG: "I suppose you would have just tied me to the bedhead and tapped me on the 🍑 or something equally as dull"
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4. Give yourself some praise for showing so much kindness and mercy
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5. Explain, at length, how good you've been because you didn't do it
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6. Tell them how welcome they are
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7. Tell them how you think you should be rewarded
EG: "I'd quite like some icecream now. Thank you"
Dy****

Dy****

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All good reasons to not get involved with brats.
ge****

ge****

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Why? Just why? I am for once speechless 🙊 🤣😂
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3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

What? You weren't earlier 🤷‍♀️😂

Says you....brat!! 😂🤣

ge****

ge****

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Just now, CopperKnob said:

Me? Noooo

Oui toi!!

ge****

ge****

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8 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I've completely forgiven you for tempting me to brat 👍🏻

Deliver us from evil forever and ever etc etc

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6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Agreed. Sadists be gone!

Yeah but who would spank us then? 🤔😉

ge****

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9 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Oh, 🤔 good point

I make them occasionally 🤣😂

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Wow. I feel like a pro. There's only one I don't use liberally and, like the life long learner that I am, I've now added it to my repertoire.
Fa****

Fa****

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Love this. Noted for future reference x

Ru****

Ru****

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I’m rolling. I do some of this anyway but now I have ideas!
Leisa

Leisa

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Once again it’s golden my friend. Gemini beware. I have now added glitter to my basket and will be sprinkling it liberally all over your profile.
CopperKnob

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4 hours ago, Leisa said:
Once again it’s golden my friend. Gemini beware. I have now added glitter to my basket and will be sprinkling it liberally all over your profile.

😂😂 glad you're back

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How to brat like a pro. Only you can answer that question. My advice to any brat question #CK ✌
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Oh I didn't realize I was an expert at bratting! 😜
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