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@Gemini_man wanted to post this in order to create some, in his words, "rabble rousing" but wasn't really sure how it would go down coming from him so, being the absolute ๐Ÿ˜‡ I am, of course I offered to post on his behalf
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How To Brat Like A Pro, in 7 easy steps...
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1. Tell the person what you'd planned to do in minute detail
EG: "I added glitter to my Amazon basket the other day so I could decorate your home but I didn't click 'checkout'"
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2. Tell them that you've forgiven them for tempting you to brat
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3. Tell them how you expected them to have responded. Make it sound as uninspiring as possible. EG: "I suppose you would have just tied me to the bedhead and tapped me on the ๐Ÿ‘ or something equally as dull"
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4. Give yourself some praise for showing so much kindness and mercy
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5. Explain, at length, how good you've been because you didn't do it
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6. Tell them how welcome they are
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7. Tell them how you think you should be rewarded
EG: "I'd quite like some icecream now. Thank you"
Why? Just why? I am for once s***chless ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

What? You weren't earlier ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Says you....brat!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

8 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I've completely forgiven you for tempting me to brat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Deliver us from evil forever and ever etc etc

6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Agreed. Sadists be gone!

Yeah but who would spank us then? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰

9 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Oh, ๐Ÿค” good point

I make them occasionally ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wow. I feel like a pro. There's only one I don't use liberally and, like the life long learner that I am, I've now added it to my repertoire.
Iโ€™m rolling. I do some of this anyway but now I have ideas!
Once again itโ€™s golden my friend. Gemini beware. I have now added glitter to my basket and will be sprinkling it liberally all over your profile.
4 hours ago, Leisa said:
Once again itโ€™s golden my friend. Gemini beware. I have now added glitter to my basket and will be sprinkling it liberally all over your profile.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ glad you're back

How to brat like a pro. Only you can answer that question. My advice to any brat question #CK โœŒ
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