DISCLAIMER: If your first message or reply to me is

how your "struggling" or "need help" then don't waste my time. I'm not paying for your problems I got my own stuff I'm not gonna fix yours too. Also if you cannot hold a conversation then JFC don't match cause that's kinda an intricate part of a dating app!!

We're 36 and poly married. Now listen I understand 100% that this particular lifestyle is not for everyone but it is OUR (my wife and i) lifestyle. If you don't want to be into it that's your choice but a simple no thanks or its not for me will suffice. I don't bash anyone's lifestyle choices cause that's wrong so please don't bash mine and be rude. 90% of this site is fake and 9% of the remaining 10% is ugly on the inside regardless of their physical appearance.

Pro's to dating us:
I'm ugly so you know I'm not gonna cheat.
I'll make sure you're entertained by laughter.
I am a 100/10 professional cuddler.

Con's:
I might eat your food when you're not looking.
I'm only a 6/10 looks.
I'm considered "clingy"

no ****** or poopoo and no permanent markings.