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Personal details

Gender Man
Age 35
Status Single
Height 167cm
Weight 67kg
Body shape Average build
Eye colour Other
Hair colour Brown
Hair length Short
Beard Shaved/no beard
Orientation Bisexual
Ethnicity Caucasian white
Origin England
Pubic Hair Shaved
Body hair None
Zodiac sign Gemini
Glasses
Tattoos
Piercings

About me

Interested in:

I’m looking for:

Description

Not really sure what to put, switchy (but more Dom than sub) guy who has a little bit of experience of a lot of things (certain things to a greater or lesser extent) but want to gain a bit more knowledge from as many sources as possible. Currently enjoying a lot more of the Dom side so my sub side has been put away for the time being.

My main areas of experience are Impact Play (particularly my crops, paddles, whips and flogger), Slut play, Brat Taming, Orgasm control, humiliation, degradation and Mental Domination. However there is very little I’ve not experienced in one way or another or happy to do (based around limits).

Current kink goals are to learn more rope work and provide mentorship to those who might be interested. I’m also potentially interested in exploring a DDLG dynamic in the future, but only on early stages of investigation as to what that may bring so any littles who can advise please do drop me a message.

I'm also poly/ethically non monogamous.

Have also been known to crossdress in the past due to an ex (and enjoyed it/may expand upon it).

If you’ve got to the end of this and feel like you want to know more then feel free to message. I don’t bite, unless you want me to.

Desires and Fantasies
Opening my own kink/swingers club that can provide services to those who are interested in using it within my local area.

My kinks & fetishes

I like:

Fetish.com gives you…


Fetish.com is like an appetizing smorgasbord in Maidstone with lots of hot guys to meet up with. Have a look around first if you prefer to see who’s around, or if you know what you want, search by selecting the right category "Kinky Dating”. Nobody stays alone here for long! Fetish.com has tons going on!

LazyPirate
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  • 24.04.2023 8:50:10
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
  • LazyPirate
LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate wrote something in the forum
  • 08.08.2022 19:53:16
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
SIGNED CONTRACT

100% this. Bounty already knows my many safety elements that I use with any dynamics and how much I researched things from when we we’re in a dynamic with one another. Technically even spanking someone is able to be classed as an assault, should they choose to press charges, which is why it is so Read more… vital to maintain trust with the other person.

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LazyPirate
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  • 07.08.2022 22:37:50
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Enemas

My brand of caring sadism…

LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate wrote something in the forum
  • 07.08.2022 22:30:57
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Enemas

I agree, but would love to do some impact stuff with my various crops, paddles and whips whilst someone is in the plugged position too.

LazyPirate
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  • 07.08.2022 22:18:06
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Enemas

I certainly enjoy receiving an enema, but find (from attending a strap on party with 4 Domme’s where it was a requirement) that best cleaning method for the anus is a glycerin suppository. I’ve also experienced great fun with providing an enema to someone and then plugging them and making them give Read more… me a blowjob and having to make me cum before they were allowed release.

LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate wrote something in the forum
  • 13.02.2022 15:22:30
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Figging

This sounds more like a funishment than punishment

LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate has updated their profile description
  • 13.02.2022 13:06:39
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Not really sure what to put, switchy (but more Dom than sub) guy who has a little bit of experience of a lot of things (certain things to a greater or lesser extent) but want to gain a bit more knowledge from as many sources as possible. Currently enjoying a lot more of the Dom side so my sub side Read more… has been put away for the time being.

My main areas of experience are Impact Play (particularly my crops, paddles, whips and flogger), Slut play, Brat Taming, Orgasm control, humiliation, degradation and Mental Domination. However there is very little I’ve not experienced in one way or another or happy to do (based around limits).

Current kink goals are to learn more rope work and provide mentorship to those who might be interested. I’m also potentially interested in exploring a DDLG dynamic in the future, but only on early stages of investigation as to what that may bring so any littles who can advise please do drop me a message.

I'm also poly/ethically non monogamous.

Have also been known to crossdress in the past due to an ex (and enjoyed it/may expand upon it).

If you’ve got to the end of this and feel like you want to know more then feel free to message. I don’t bite, unless you want me to.
LazyPirate
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  • 11.12.2021 5:54:02
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
What if…?

To quote Frank Sinatra: ‘Regrets, I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.’
I’ve had lots of experiences, both good and bad, with relationships and all of which have lead to decisions that ultimately helped shape what I am looking for.
Had I stuck out on my original path (born out of a Read more… fear of loneliness) I would have either been married and divorced within 6 months or stuck in an unhappy monogamous marriage with limited knowledge of what kinks existed out there.
Had I not made a few errors that cost relationships through miscommunication then I may have had a better time of things, but I view these as learning opportunities.

LazyPirate
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  • 18.10.2021 22:15:58
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
If Fairytale Characters Had Fet Accounts

Ah ok, I was going from Disney where there is limited information given to Snow White’s parentage from what limited memory I have of that film

LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate wrote something in the forum
  • 18.10.2021 22:12:40
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
If Fairytale Characters Had Fet Accounts

You’re thinking of Sleeping Beauty. Snow White was a poisoned apple

LazyPirate
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  • 18.10.2021 18:18:32
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
If Fairytale Characters Had Fet Accounts

This is rather good, but I’m struggling to work out the blood play aspect to Snow White’s story

LazyPirate
icon-wio LazyPirate wrote something in the forum
  • 27.08.2021 9:14:57
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
The Hive Mind Fallacy

You mean Domme’s aren’t walking kink dispensers who are just there to satisfy me as a sub?!?! I want my theoretical money back.
In all seriousness this is a very good posting and I can only imagine what it’s like to go through the types of messages that Domme’s get on here

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LazyPirate
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  • 03.05.2021 4:21:03
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
  • LazyPirate
LazyPirate
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  • 02.04.2021 23:59:05
  • Male (35)
  • Maidstone
  • Single
Lockdown changes

Well my lockdown if anything has lead to me working harder than ever and making a few decisions around my future plans, but my irl kink side has ended up being put to one side, however I have managed to develop a few virtual things that should lead to some real life elements in the future.

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